tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79555386838443325092024-03-12T19:51:43.192-07:00HotmessReady Eddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804611191654870687noreply@blogger.comBlogger498125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-62085733532374594722011-11-14T09:37:00.000-08:002011-11-14T09:39:08.449-08:00FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: DAVID HASSELHOFF HOSTS VANCOUVER COMEDYFESTS "KICK HOFF" OPENING NIGHT GALA<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: -webkit-auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-variant: normal; letter-spacing: 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Show:<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>7:00PM<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><u><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial">TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2011 @ 10am<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:13.0pt;font-family:Arial">Tickets available at <o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><a 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style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-family:Arial">Hotel and Ticket Packages starting at $189 </span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size: 9.0pt;font-family:Arial">(plus taxes & fees)</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoBodyText" align="center" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial">***RESERVED SEATING***<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoBodyText" align="center" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-align: center; "><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial">The Vancouver ComedyFest is back with new dates and an amazing line up! The Vancouver ComedyFest has worked diligently to fill venues around the city of Vancouver with more laughs than ever before. The brand new Vancouver ComedyFest runs February 16 to the 26 for two weeks at numerous venues with some huge laughs.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial"><br> Join us for our "Our Opening Night Gala" Thursday, February 16 hosted by none other than star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and Americas Got Talent, <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>David Hasselhoff.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>"</span><span style="font-family:Helvetica; mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">The Hoff" will lead a line up of international comedy stars for "Hoff's World" the opening night of the 2012 Vancouver ComedyFest.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 6pt; "><b><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">David Hasselhoff;</span></b><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> Actor. Singer. Producer. Businessman.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Best known for his lead roles as </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Knight_(Knight_Rider)"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">Michael Knight</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> in the popular 1980's US series </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_(1982_TV_series)"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">Knight Rider</span></i></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> and as L.A. County Lifeguard </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Buchannon"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Mitch Buchannon</span></a><span style="font-family: Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> in the series </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baywatch"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Baywatch</span></i></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica; mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">. Hasselhoff also produced <i>Baywatch</i> for a number of seasons in the 1990's up until 2001 when the series ended with </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baywatch_Hawaii"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Baywatch Hawaii</span></i></a><span style="font-family: Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">. Hasselhoff also crossed over to a music career during the end of the 1980's and the early 1990's. He was noted for his performance at the </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Wall"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">Berlin Wall</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> at New Year's Eve 1989 and enjoyed a short-lived success as a singer primarily in </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language_in_Europe"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">German-speaking Europe</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; margin-bottom: 6pt; "><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">More recently, Hasselhoff has been involved with talent shows. He was the first celebrity eliminated from the </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_with_the_Stars_(U.S._season_11)"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">eleventh season</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> of </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_with_the_Stars_(U.S._TV_series)"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">Dancing with the Stars</span></i></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> on September 21, 2010.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He was also a judge on </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBC"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">NBC</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">'s </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America%27s_Got_Talent"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">America's Got Talent</span></i></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> from 2006 to 2009. In 2011 he joined the </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain%27s_Got_Talent"><i><span style="mso-ansi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none">Britain's Got Talent</span></i></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> judging panel, alongside </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Cowell"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Simon Cowell</span></a><span style="font-family:Helvetica; mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Holden"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Amanda Holden</span></a><span style="font-family: Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica"> and </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McIntyre"><span style="mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt;font-family:Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;color:windowtext;text-decoration: none;text-underline:none">Michael McIntyre</span></a><span style="font-family: Helvetica;mso-fareast-font-family:"MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">. </span><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="ContactInfo" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-family:Arial">Don't miss <b>The Vancouver ComedyFest's "Kick Hoff" </b><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Opening Night Gala</span></i> with host guest <b>DAVID HASSELHOFF </b>at The Centre in Vancouver, Thursday February 16, 2012.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><b><span style="font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-left: 0cm; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;font-family:Arial"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-left: 0cm; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;font-family:Arial">Vancouver Comedy Festival – Canada<span style="mso-tab-count:6"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-left: 0cm; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; "><span style="font-size:8.0pt; font-family:Arial">For more information or media accreditation please contact<span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span> <o:p></o:p></span></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; 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font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-size:8.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><span style="mso-tab-count:1"> </span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:7.0pt;font-family: Arial"><o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span class="ccbntxt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style="font-size:8.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:Arial">ABOUT VANCOUVER COMEDY FESTIVAL<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><span style="font-size:8.0pt;font-family:Arial;mso-fareast-font-family: "MS 明朝";mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast">For eight years the Vancouver ComedyFest has taken advantage of our city's perfect backdrop to experience some of the best comedians from around the globe.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>We have grown to become a prime destination for talent within the international comedy circuit and have had the incredible opportunity to host personalities like Carol Burnett, Steve Martin, Jay Leno and Zach Galifianakis, to name just a few.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The Vancouver ComedyFest, directed by Will Davis, works diligently to support up-and-coming talent from across Canada and to create a unique west coast festival that represents us here on the water's edge. Join us February 16 - February 26 for the best of the best in 2012!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment--><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; "><br></span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; "><br></span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; "><br></span></font></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Edward Vint</span><br></span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Marketing and Promotions Manager</span></font></div></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Vancouver ComedyFest</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; "><br></span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">401-3701 Hastings Street</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Burnaby, BC V5C 2H6</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Tel: 604.685.0881</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Cell: 604.710.0300</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Fax: 604.685.0889</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; ">Twitter: @vancouvercomedy</span></font></div><div style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; "><a href="http://www.comedyfest.com">www.comedyfest.com</a></span></font></div></div></span></div></span></div></span></span> </div> <br>Ready Eddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804611191654870687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-59630781937699178062010-06-16T23:26:00.001-07:002010-06-18T15:13:41.551-07:00Metric<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483625293039966418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/TBnAJoj-mNI/AAAAAAAAAVI/detwjBB4ZQY/s400/100612_1317_0036.jpg" border="0" /><br />Got to check out <a href="http://www.ilovemetric.com/">Metric</a> this weekend at the Malkin Bowl in Stanley Park. What a great goddamn show. I know this is an obvious comparison, but I swear, Emily Haines is Debbie Harry incarnate (which also doesn't make sense, as Debbie Harry is still alive). The crowd was, unfortunately, fairly quiet for much of the show, but that didn't seem the affect the band's energy at all.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/TBnAKMUgsiI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/XKR79bypt54/s1600/100612_1323_0144.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483625302638768674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/TBnAKMUgsiI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/XKR79bypt54/s400/100612_1323_0144.jpg" border="0" /></a> Despite their stupor, the crowd did seem pleased by the end of it. I know I was.<div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Photos by </span><a href="http://grahamcook.ca"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Graham Cook</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-84279534425473487242010-05-18T14:27:00.000-07:002010-05-18T14:47:35.572-07:00WHOLE HOOD ON MEDS - SAM DEMOE X BLONDTRON<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HbHNKgDmUkw/S_MGndeUf1I/AAAAAAAAAYA/OHWt7OIFGmg/s1600/Whole+Hood+BACK+Cover.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HbHNKgDmUkw/S_MGndeUf1I/AAAAAAAAAYA/OHWt7OIFGmg/s320/Whole+Hood+BACK+Cover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472725247181750098" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HbHNKgDmUkw/S_MGmnm79DI/AAAAAAAAAX4/RGnueKBJPZ0/s1600/Whole+Hood+Cover.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HbHNKgDmUkw/S_MGmnm79DI/AAAAAAAAAX4/RGnueKBJPZ0/s320/Whole+Hood+Cover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472725232722375730" /></a><br />Download and dance!!!<br /><object height="81" width="100%"> <param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fblondtron%2Fwhole-hood-on-meds"></param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fblondtron%2Fwhole-hood-on-meds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed> </object> <span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/blondtron/whole-hood-on-meds">Whole Hood On Meds - Sam Demoe X Blondtron</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/blondtron">blondtron</a></span>Blondtronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05382140223685277285noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-2427763632600301462010-04-25T22:29:00.000-07:002010-04-25T22:40:51.588-07:00Band of Skulls<div style="text-align: left;">Last time I saw <a href="http://www.bandofskulls.com/">Band of Skulls</a> (at the Media Club <a href="http://hotmesss.blogspot.com/2009/06/band-called-band-of-skulls.html">last year</a>), they hadn't yet put out their first album, but had some buzz behind them and were a lot of fun to watch. They were back in town this weekend, playing a couple of sold-out shows at Venue, so I was curious to see how far they'd come in the interim.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S9Umw7bWmgI/AAAAAAAAAU4/LfAuDtnU3sg/s400/100424_2109_0556.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464316344911960578" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px; " /></span><div><br /></div><div>First of all, this band has a pretty good-sized fanbase in Vancouver, judging by the turnout and the energy in the place. They didn't let Granville Street down, either. They do a gritty sort of blues that is reminiscent of the Black Keys, in all the right ways, but with more of a rock edge.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S9UmxHHPfqI/AAAAAAAAAVA/wl7PtGP0-tQ/s400/100424_2118_0675.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464316348048834210" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div><br /></div><div>It's worth checking out <i>Baby Darling Doll Face Honey</i>, if you haven't yet. </div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Photos by <a href="http://grahamcook.ca/">Graham Cook</a>.</span></div></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-56715237794860151262010-04-20T22:39:00.000-07:002010-04-20T23:05:57.020-07:00La Roux<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86UvbRAW4I/AAAAAAAAAUg/sccxQTvUVEI/s1600/100418_2243_0312.jpg"></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86Uumqi5FI/AAAAAAAAAUY/ExIqhPq917Q/s1600/100418_2247_0406.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86Uumqi5FI/AAAAAAAAAUY/ExIqhPq917Q/s400/100418_2247_0406.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462466926420878418" /></a><div>Got the chance to check out <a href="http://www.myspace.com/larouxuk">La Roux</a> at the Commodore the other night. While La Roux is actually the duo of singer Eleanor Jackson and Ben Langmaid, it's Jackson that gets most of the attention, and rightly so.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86Vol4UzvI/AAAAAAAAAUw/CC4xP6NsXE0/s1600/100418_2239_0225.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86Vol4UzvI/AAAAAAAAAUw/CC4xP6NsXE0/s400/100418_2239_0225.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462467922642652914" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>Watching a semi-androgynous ginger shake it on stage under strobe lights is a pretty good time. If you get the opportunity, I suggest you take it. La Roux puts out some pretty awesome pop, and their live show is the perfect presentation of their 80s sound. </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/S86UvbRAW4I/AAAAAAAAAUg/sccxQTvUVEI/s400/100418_2243_0312.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462466940540836738" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Photos by <a href="http://grahamcook.ca/">Graham Cook</a>.</span></div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-3871521236137285652010-04-07T23:49:00.000-07:002010-04-08T00:05:24.442-07:00Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber<div>Notice how you never see these ladies in the same room as Justin! That's right. They're the same person. We're through the looking glass here people. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">www.</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">lesbians</a></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">wholooklike</a></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">justinbieber</a></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><a href="http://www.lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">.tumblr.com</a></span></span></div><div><div>Who's the real Bieber?!?!</div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_YFhWPoI/AAAAAAAAAcg/wxDEe0YxgrM/s1600/tumblr_kyue8vDORL1qbnbfeo1_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_YFhWPoI/AAAAAAAAAcg/wxDEe0YxgrM/s320/tumblr_kyue8vDORL1qbnbfeo1_400.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457658375218544258" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_R9gAABI/AAAAAAAAAcY/njOZ6x3mCyA/s1600/tumblr_kywjwxyF031qbnbfeo1_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 287px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_R9gAABI/AAAAAAAAAcY/njOZ6x3mCyA/s320/tumblr_kywjwxyF031qbnbfeo1_400.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457658269986193426" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_KdiQaLI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/fBm_Wu2sVTE/s1600/tumblr_kytxesGC6S1qbnbfeo1_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S71_KdiQaLI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/fBm_Wu2sVTE/s320/tumblr_kytxesGC6S1qbnbfeo1_400.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457658141146638514" /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-57378109058018690522010-04-04T22:15:00.000-07:002010-04-04T22:28:45.242-07:00ArcherThe best TV show ever created.<br /><div>Archer is a slick adult cartoon about a suave spy who likes nothing more than to hit on women and abuse his butler. Sometimes he saves the world too.<br /></div><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9JdGJh_V6s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9JdGJh_V6s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-64715103645331146152010-04-01T17:56:00.000-07:002010-04-01T18:17:59.342-07:00Your Scene Sucks.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S7VFZBa5qfI/AAAAAAAAAcA/J9bUxGxqfPA/s1600/splashsept.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 308px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S7VFZBa5qfI/AAAAAAAAAcA/J9bUxGxqfPA/s320/splashsept.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455342819809536498" /></a><div>Do you or does someone you know look like any of the <a href="http://www.yourscenesucks.com">characters above</a>? I thought so. Look, it might be time to have a laser doctor remove your face/neck/penis ink. Maybe you got one on your fallopian tubes because you wanted to stick it society with your individuality. Bad move.</div><div>I'll tell you this while there's still time before 2012...you know the year John Cusack is supposed to bring on the end of the world...YOUR TATTOOS ARE LAME. So are your Buddy Holly glasses sans lenses. So is your fucking nonchalant attitude and general disposition.</div><div>Seriously, do you think you're better than getting a regular JOB? FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!?!? Tats are tacky. They look bad now and they'll look worse when you're a fifty year old dried up California Raisin. </div><div>No one will want to fuck you except for maybe some Nazi-Sandra Bullock-marriage-destroyer.</div><div>That is all.</div>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-29866552278350126022010-02-17T08:47:00.000-08:002010-02-17T15:51:14.667-08:00The Hotmess Olympic HangoverBy now we have all drank the Olympic Kool Aid.<br /><br />And we have realized that although you may have won a gold medal in drunk cartwheeling, the hangover rhythm is gonna get you...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/S3x-3MTK93I/AAAAAAAAAO4/627G7BBS3eE/s1600-h/the_hangover_movie_image_zach_galifianakis.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 389px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/S3x-3MTK93I/AAAAAAAAAO4/627G7BBS3eE/s400/the_hangover_movie_image_zach_galifianakis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439361936616257394" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Olympic sized hangovers require equally Olympic sized solutions!!!<br /><br />Here are some of my tested favorites:<br /><br />1. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedialyte:</span> This is a better option to Gatorade, yup it’s for babies with diarrhea. It has more electrolytes than Gatorade, so it hydrates quicker.<br /><br />2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lemon:</span> Puerto Rican's swear by rubbing lemon on armpits as a way to avoid a hangover. The idea is that the lemon prevents sweating, thus helping the body to retain fluid and voila no headaches. I say put one in the double Ceasar you will need 5 minutes after this doesn't work.<br /><br />3. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Grease:</span> Hit up the German or Swiss houses for some schnitzel or cheese. Grease is your friend but in my experience I'd rather go to sleep with a belly of Fritz than try to go looking for it in the morning.<br /><br />4. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Crappy TLC reality show</span>: These won't help your spins but it will make you feel less embarrassed about anything you did the night before. There is no way you can top these people...and they are sober. I think?<br /><br />5. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Coca-Cola:</span> I don't really like pop but this move may save lives for up to 20 minutes. Fizz for the stomach, liquid for the dehydration, and a caffeine/sugar hit to perk you up. Buuuuuut this is very short lived as the consequent crash is going to make matters even worse.<br /><br /><br />My goal is simple; for everyone to have the same Olympic spirit to persevere as this woman.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/S3x7PVYSYLI/AAAAAAAAAOw/kTJq2r9n3us/s1600-h/hungover.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 338px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/S3x7PVYSYLI/AAAAAAAAAOw/kTJq2r9n3us/s400/hungover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439357953323983026" border="0" /></a><br /><p>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-76283881748516228172010-02-12T15:01:00.001-08:002010-02-12T15:13:07.541-08:00Vancouver Welcomes You<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8Mm-VwUnLyo/S3XejNKUqGI/AAAAAAAAARo/oVG65br-BrI/s1600-h/winter-olympics-vancouver-image-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 139px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8Mm-VwUnLyo/S3XejNKUqGI/AAAAAAAAARo/oVG65br-BrI/s200/winter-olympics-vancouver-image-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437496821529487458" /></a><br />As a born and raised BC resident I am honored and so proud to say I live here. I would like to send out my best to everyone that's in our beautiful city for the games and I look forward to meeting many of you. We here at Hotmess would also like to offer our deepest sympathy towards Georgia, your team and the family, friends and colleagues of Nodor. Rest in peace, 2010 honors you. <br /><br />To you all, see you on the streets and online.<br /><br />Vintage !Ready Eddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804611191654870687noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-50147780230884700412010-02-09T15:43:00.001-08:002010-02-09T15:43:34.320-08:00THIS VIDEO IS UNREAL!<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WM1RChZk1EU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WM1RChZk1EU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Blondtronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05382140223685277285noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-84173394691457281592010-02-02T18:39:00.000-08:002010-02-02T18:51:54.486-08:00Olympic Festivities<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sELAbv2Yf9M/S2jkve5fIbI/AAAAAAAAADk/RMxxvaVQmx8/s1600-h/inukshukolympic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 287px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sELAbv2Yf9M/S2jkve5fIbI/AAAAAAAAADk/RMxxvaVQmx8/s320/inukshukolympic.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433844454821667250" /></a><br />Well The <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Vancouver 2010 Olympics</span></b> are just around the corner and whether you love'em or hate'em they're happening and along with the competing athletes there are some mega shows featuring some of <i><b>Canada's best artists</b></i> and so much more... for further details visit the official <a href="http://livecityvancouver.ca/">LiveCity Vancouver</a> website for all the exciting things going on in downtown Vancouver. <div><br /></div><div>Let the Games begin.... :-)</div>Cindyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14156638073082950731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-70750077372387896792010-01-29T23:53:00.001-08:002010-01-29T23:59:26.035-08:00Avatar's rock starsIf The Beatles mums had sex with one of those giant smurfs from Avatar John, Paul, George and Ringo might have looked like this. Same goes for Madonna and Bono.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PlybtSu2I/AAAAAAAAAbw/R1gedPtgtZY/s1600-h/31896152-31896153-large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PlybtSu2I/AAAAAAAAAbw/R1gedPtgtZY/s320/31896152-31896153-large.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432438230132898658" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PlsoemzMI/AAAAAAAAAbo/Y3LW3pSGKuQ/s1600-h/31896172-31896173-large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PlsoemzMI/AAAAAAAAAbo/Y3LW3pSGKuQ/s320/31896172-31896173-large.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432438130481745090" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PllYeShpI/AAAAAAAAAbg/K1U9Bp1LfII/s1600-h/31896184-31896193-large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/S2PllYeShpI/AAAAAAAAAbg/K1U9Bp1LfII/s320/31896184-31896193-large.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432438005926364818" /></a>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-21274102800676455352010-01-28T13:00:00.000-08:002010-01-28T13:01:16.606-08:00iPad- questions answered<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3WxSFomMNZQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3WxSFomMNZQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-7921211433425591702010-01-19T15:41:00.000-08:002010-01-19T15:46:29.460-08:00This is Fucked up...Watch this fucked up video of <i>Hiedi Montag</i> interviewed on "Good Morning America" after her 10 new plastic surgeries... I'm am speechless...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sMF2vWqOL1o&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sMF2vWqOL1o&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Cindyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14156638073082950731noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-48992018567268385282010-01-18T13:39:00.000-08:002010-01-18T13:56:14.402-08:00Who's the big winner?! Mikey's the big winner...oh yeah, and Avatar.So AVATAR won best drama at last nights Golden Globe Awards and James Cameron took home a best director award as well. That's just delightful but let me ask you this, when is the SNL skit below going to win an award for "funniest shit I've ever seen IN MY LIFE.......on a late night sketch comedy show based in New York that used to star Eddie Murphy?" Seriously?! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sSbzJ9maf1s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sSbzJ9maf1s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-43137148190091479802010-01-04T20:34:00.000-08:002010-01-04T19:58:01.349-08:00The Day Auto-Tune Should've Died.I know...it probably should've taken a nap in a coffin a long time ago... but someone really should've stepped in on this one!<br /><br />They should've staged an intervention and then high- fived 2010 for not ruining the year with this soon to be grade 8 dance feel up each other classic.<br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AbfgYFig2Fw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AbfgYFig2Fw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />However, a special shout out goes to the genius who pieced together that slow walks through a dusty driveway with a boom box and fuzzy close ups of Flavor Flav would ensure he kept his street cred as a romantic rapper ;)<br /><p>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-7905853387413808792010-01-02T20:38:00.000-08:002010-01-02T20:46:07.815-08:00The worst singer in the WORLD!!!I saw this video a couple of weeks ago and I'm still haunted by it... so I thought I would share it with you all! I can't believe <span style="font-size:130%;">"Ellen"</span> allowed this shit to air on her show and most importantly if this woman can be a singer I sure as hell can!<br />You may recognize her from <em>"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"</em> and her name is <strong>Kim Zolciak</strong>. I especially love how a woman over 40 who has kids is singing "Don't be Tardy for the Party"... WHAT THE <span style="font-size:180%;">F&*K!!!</span><br /><br />See for yourself... OH, and pleasant dreams....<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/44Mn4AgoAy4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/44Mn4AgoAy4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Cindyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14156638073082950731noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-26332896333098200482009-12-31T09:31:00.000-08:002009-12-31T10:04:34.754-08:00Hotmess Resolution # 1 for 2010To have as much fun as this!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7G3bTuHo7qw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7G3bTuHo7qw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />In the world of what the fuck, this ranks pretty high.<br /><br />It also ranks pretty high on the list of resolutions I have a shot at achieving!<br /><br />And instead of swaying to"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Lang_Syne" title="Auld Lang Syne">Auld Lang Syne</a>" during the big New Year's moment, <br />I suggest you give this a listen while your roboting your way into 2010's warm embrace.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?ym2zyjznwjw">Europe- The Final Countdown</a><br /><br />Trust me...2009 would have wanted it that way.<br /><br /></p>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-50049773616052842552009-12-22T12:22:00.001-08:002009-12-22T12:28:59.006-08:00Merry Christmas from Hotmess...<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/SzEqxb1i-cI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/H95e6zYapH0/s1600-h/DSC00245.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418158855477721538" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/SzEqxb1i-cI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/H95e6zYapH0/s320/DSC00245.JPG" /></a> ...and Chippendale's rejects everywhere.JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-18957722290032646232009-12-19T11:35:00.000-08:002009-12-19T11:52:07.581-08:00John Frusciante quits RHCP!<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/Sy0s2gJGJwI/AAAAAAAAAbI/d6vDRsr98fM/s1600-h/fru1%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 251px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417035241649219330" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ck7XHRX-qhg/Sy0s2gJGJwI/AAAAAAAAAbI/d6vDRsr98fM/s320/fru1%5B1%5D.jpg" /></a> If you're a fan you already know. If not, check it!<br /><br />John Frusciante has left the Red Hot Chili Peppers...again. The first time it happened was after Blood Sugar Sex Magik, in the early 90s, when he decided to do enough heroin to piss poppy seeds. Now he's gone again but this time it's not about a chemical romance! Here's why in his own words!<br /><br /><br />Frusciante’s full letter to fans:<br /><br />“When I quit the band, over a year ago, we were on an indefinite hiatus. There was no drama or anger involved, and the other guys were very understanding. They are supportive of my doing whatever makes me happy and that goes both ways.<br /><br />To put it simply, my musical interests have led me in a different direction. Upon rejoining, and throughout my time in the band, I was very excited about exploring the musical possibilities inherent in a rock band, and doing so with those people in particular. A couple of years ago, I began to feel that same excitement again, but this time it was about making a different kind of music, alone, and being my own engineer.<br /><br />I really love the band and what we did. I understand and value that my work with them means a lot to many people, but I have to follow my interests. For me, art has never been something done out of a sense of duty. It is something I do because it is really fun, exciting, and interesting. Over the last 12 years, I have changed, as a person and artist, to such a degree that to do further work along the lines I did with the band would be to go against my own nature. There was no choice involved in this decision. I simply have to be what I am, and have to do what I must do.<br /><br />Sending love and gratitude to you all.”<br /><br />And here's some of his best work!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRgj8nmoxRc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hRgj8nmoxRc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sdo2khcCa70&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sdo2khcCa70&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Vopof83ahs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Vopof83ahs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JAY AWESOMEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15266189063033792111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-90815694581617474242009-12-17T14:17:00.000-08:002009-12-17T14:31:44.604-08:00There Is Still Time!Christmas time is fast approaching but I plead <span style="font-weight: bold;">DO NOT</span> forget to make your way to your local mall and jump on Santa’s lap.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Syqv5hQU3YI/AAAAAAAAAOU/6PZJgqog87A/s1600-h/8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 375px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Syqv5hQU3YI/AAAAAAAAAOU/6PZJgqog87A/s400/8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416334904580693378" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />I am not going to lie – it will be hell- children screaming, people pushing their costumed dogs to the heads of the line and the potent aroma of Santa’s holiday cheer choking you.<br /><br />But I promise it will be worth it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/SyqwYN_FI9I/AAAAAAAAAOc/vnoN05JLgEk/s1600-h/Joelreen_santa.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 324px; height: 385px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/SyqwYN_FI9I/AAAAAAAAAOc/vnoN05JLgEk/s400/Joelreen_santa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416335431984030674" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />If you are not convinced, here is an assortment of inspiration from "sketchy santa" compliments of the random link fairy Dayna!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com/">SKETCHY SANTA PICTURES</a><br /><br /><br />Send your Santa pics into Hotmess and we will post them!<br /><p>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-88249440296654087012009-12-15T08:56:00.000-08:002009-12-15T13:20:57.443-08:00Zero 7 & Phantogram<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/SyfAZTi3VXI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/QN5NFbB6xks/s1600-h/091213_2208_9616.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415508617912079730" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/SyfAZTi3VXI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/QN5NFbB6xks/s400/091213_2208_9616.jpg" border="0" /></a>From one extreme to another: two weeks ago I was dodging jets of fake blood at GWAR's show. Sunday night I was back at the Commodore, and the atmosphere was refreshingly chill and well-behaved. With six people up on stage, <a href="http://www.zero7.co.uk/">Zero 7</a> had a nice, full sound, but was perfectly low-key in their signature downtempo way. What an awesome way to enjoy a beer on a Sunday night while not freezing your ass off outside.<br /><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/SyfAZElILyI/AAAAAAAAAUI/JrT-B_D48xU/s1600-h/091213_2211_9649.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415508613895040802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n4n0ljkjmlo/SyfAZElILyI/AAAAAAAAAUI/JrT-B_D48xU/s400/091213_2211_9649.jpg" border="0" /></a> Oh, and I should mention their opening act, Phantogram. I first came across their song "When I'm Small" a few weeks ago, and was stoked to learn that they'd be opening for Zero 7. They're pretty tight, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/phantogram">be sure to check out that song on their Myspace</a>.</div>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-72116780969928991262009-12-14T22:54:00.000-08:002009-12-14T23:15:26.538-08:00Flaming Lips Trembling Fetus Christmas OrnamentsMy Christmas shopping is officially done.<br /><br />This video is holiday cheer inducing! <br /><br />Lead singer Wayne Coyne promotes the Fetus ornament as "rumored to give off vibrations that help all humans progress toward an intelligence explosion."<br /><br />One of many questions...Why "trembling?"<br /><br />There are so many other adjectives I can think of that seem a little bit more Jesus' birthday and a little less food poisoning trauma.<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5LzW9O40OLw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5LzW9O40OLw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />That being said, I am 100% on board with this magic.<br /><br /><p>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955538683844332509.post-41806462398106406952009-12-07T22:31:00.000-08:002009-12-07T22:49:56.074-08:00MTV's Jersey ShoreSometimes gold comes in the form of a watch.<br /><br />Sometimes a smile.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Sx3sROQ4MaI/AAAAAAAAAOM/JAKKSzeEGcM/s1600-h/grillz.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Sx3sROQ4MaI/AAAAAAAAAOM/JAKKSzeEGcM/s400/grillz.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412742107800023458" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And sometimes gold comes wrapped up in a little package like the <span style="font-style: italic;">Jersey Shore</span>.<br /><br />There is no doubt that 2009 is the year of the Douchebag.<br /><br />Their orange glow is everywhere and people are breathing them in like a warm summer day.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Sx3pV1c8mtI/AAAAAAAAAOE/ehmdkhMo2Tk/s1600-h/jersey-shore-Ronnie-shirts.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_88RPv6-1M3o/Sx3pV1c8mtI/AAAAAAAAAOE/ehmdkhMo2Tk/s400/jersey-shore-Ronnie-shirts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412738888504220370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Jersey Shore </span>aired a week ago and has shined a well deserved spotlight on the world of Guidodom. Check out the trailer and start digging the internets for more.<br /><br />Warning! This show could result in the death of your soul...or maybe a rebirth into a world of jet skis and a burning sensation while peeing.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QVWRXZWGzzI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QVWRXZWGzzI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Ambrosiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03328643761641626535noreply@blogger.com1