The Hinterland's Who's Who of Douchebaggery

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A letter to the O.A.B.B.C.

Dear O.A.B.B.C.,
The truth is there are people out there who have always wanted to be an ugly old baby aging backwards. It's their fetish. Though we know this is wrong, is it our place to judge these people for what they truly are deep down inside their ugly old man-baby souls? Can't we help create a community of understanding and compassion? Can't we help these "Button-lovers"get back on track and lead healthy normal lives?
Perhaps if the O.A.B.B.C. started some kind of therapy group you could aid these poor souls and give them the guidance they so desperately require.
Cordially yours,
Jay

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Fog- all over my face!

Hey is this Vancouver or Stephen King's The Mist?!?!?!

It looks nice above this shit but seriously what's going on below is weak sauce- a week straight?!?!?! Save me Boy 8-Bit!! Here's a song about fog.

BOY 8-BIT- FOG BANK ( JACK BEATS REMIX) click Fog- all over my face! (the blog title above) to hear the tracksssss.

Chinese Democracy - Redux

Check out this wicked G N' R mashup yo!!!!http://hypem.com/popup.php?current_url=L3NlYXJjaC9ndW5zJTIwbiUyMHJvc2VzLzEv&list=eNozNzQ1NzPWMTcwMzWz0DGzNDQ3MtYBAC8RBD4%3D

Regarding CHINESE DEMOCRACY: I know the album came out a while ago... but I wanted time to really absorb it into my spongy brain before I gave my opinion.


I wanted to put the album in a pot on my stove along with secret herbs and spices and let it simmer for 72 hours to create a rock suace of such tastiness that I could serve it up to you a la carte with course after course of delicious delights.

I wanted to analyse the album scientifically. I wanted to put on a white lab coat and boil it down to it's baser elements in a chemistry lab thereby extracting each of it's primal ingredients.

I wanted to listen to Guns N' Fuckin' Roses entire catalogue one album after another and compare each note for note while watching a visual montage of the band through the ages. I wanted to try to have an unbiased ear. I wanted to put aside what I felt about cornrows (as a hairstyle) and what appears to be some light botox work on Axl's formerly angelic face and just "hear" the music.

I wanted to be right about what I liked and wrong about what I didn't.
I wanted the last 17 years of chaotic world events to be summed up musically.
I wanted Hell to freeze over and the angels to piss their names in the snow.
So I listened and ultimately came to the conclusion that my opinion doesn't mean fuck all.

What do you think?

www.myspace.com/gunsnroses

Jay

HELL YES.

Okay Hell to the YES. Finally. I just got all teary eyed at my desk watching this historic day go down! Never before has a young generation been so inspired, I mean HOLY CRAP, you know you're a cool president if deejays are mashing you up with Daft Punk and kids are getting off to it on the dance floor. DJ Adam Freeland remixed Daft Punks Aerodynamic with OBAMA, basically it's audiopolitical porno, Aer -Obama... grab it and get down.

GOLD, a director duo of Richard Farmer and Sinuhe Xavier made this stop motion, animated mixed media video for the track.

Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland - "Aer OBAMA" from Gold Greendot on Vimeo.

Blondtron + Lil Wayne + Pharell = Sexiest polyandric marriage of all time

Listen up. I heart them, I can't help it. I can deal with my grandmas horror when I bring home a guy with tattoos on his face. Wheezy and Pharell are on my top ten for life.... I thought this new lil gem was a dubstep remix, but no, it's the original. See... if I married both of them these kind of tracks would be coming out allll the time. Our power couple (trouple?) name would be Lil Bleezell... okay I'm still working on the conjugation.

I'm worried about Carrot Top

Carrot Top was my first interview on MTV Canada back in 2002... he was a nice guy and did some funny jokes, I think he had a microphone with a bong strapped to it and he did an impression of Whitney Houston singing "I will always love you" while taking a hit! I laughed.

He was skinnier then.

What the hell has happened to him? He has the face of a tranny complete with overworked eyebrows and the body of a roid monkey! He's a comedian... that's not funny, it's scarey as hell. Look at his veins, why isn't the person taking this picture putting down the camera and making him stop... and is he not wearing any pants? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE CARROT TOP?

You should be in The Wesrtler 2 as Mickey Rourkes crazy love interest. You guys were made for each other. You can spot each other in the gym, give each other roid injections and nurse each other back to health after each facial sugery.

RAMMER JAMMER!!

Handsome

The new U2 single

Get on Your Boots is getting trashed on the net. Perez Hilton and his band of merry bloggers decided that this single from the up coming album No Line on the Horizon wasn't any good. They're idiots.

In fact, U2 have done it again. They've taken their sound and flipped the switch. They did it when they made the transition from Rattle and Hum to Achtung Baby.
They did it when they put out Pop. They're doing it again.
They are one of the few bands in the world who aren't afraid to take risks and experiment with their sound. Some think they've had mixed results. I say that those people are mixed nuts. Just kidding but really it's just a matter of personal opinion. All That You Can't Leave Behind is my least favorite U2 album but the world loved it. I loved Pop; the masses didn't. The truth is there are enough versions of U2 to please almost anybody and that's an impressive feat.

As for the new single....

Regardless of your personal feelings for Bono and his lightly coloured glasses there is no way you deny this track is catchy.

Check out the new single Get On Your Boots at:
http://goyb.u2.com/