South Park vs. Kanye West

In South Park's latest episode they went after mankind's mortal enemy KANYE WEST!!

They depicted West as the most egomaniacal person on the planet...what a stretch.

Guess what, SOUTH PARK beat him into submission!!!! This was the official response Kanye posted on his website:

"SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!"

WOW. Yet another reason why South Park is the greatest show on TV.
Even though the man disgusts me, guess what -these Kanye remixes are dope. JAY

American Boy feat. Kanye West (Nadastrom Remix).mp3

Beethoven's Fifth Gold Digger (A Plus D Remix).mp3

Fresh from NYC!

My girl Nire has been a busy little bee lately.... working on her first full length album, selling beats, repping my fave clothing line Married to the Mob and now launching her very own jewelry line!!! When does this bird sleep?

I can't wait to get my hands on a two-finger ring!!! Check it out! and peep her launch mix to dance around and feel fabulous to!

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

Look at this guy. He still scares the shit out of me. He looks like he eats babies for breakfast.

In 1986, at the age of 20 Mike Tyson became the youngest cat to win the heavy weight championship... in history. Tyson went on to have a crazy run beating every top contender in the heavy weight division till 1990 when things started to go south. Then in '97 he bit Holyfields ear off. Crazy person.

Since he retired in 2005, I haven't thought about old Mike much till he popped up as the subject of a LA WEEKLY cover story titled Boxing, Sex and Madness. This oddly sympathetic article is promoting a new documentary "TYSON" all about his life... all from Mike Tyson. There has been a lot of crazy stuff in this mans past and I admit I find him fascinating and will probably rent that sucker as soon as it comes out on DVD. Check out the article and see for yourself... apparently men and women will be moved to tears by him. Who woulda thought? I guess you could call it a come back after all.

Here is a dope remix of "Mama Said Knock You Out" and Mike Tyson's Highlight reel so you can remember when the man and everyone else believed the hype.

LL Cool J-Mama_Said_Knock_You_Out(Z-Trip_Remix).mp3



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HIPSTER CHICKS WITH MUSTACHES

Here is HOTMESS' very own DJ Blondtron sporting a mustache... looking like Stalin. I posted this because she denied the fact that she wears a mustache on our last show when I gave her the hipster quiz! Here is the proof people!

Then as I began looking for more pictures of chicks with mustaches I came across this little gem of a blog "Hipster girls in mustaches" Boo Yah! I guess there is a blog for everything these days! This girl Draft Crunk is awesome. My mission is to get DJ Blondtron on her blog!

Hey Draft Crunk your blog is dope... so is ours lets make blog babies together!

PS. BRITNEY SPEARS charging 500 dollars to a limp dick concert sucks... and her telling Vancouver not to smoke weed is like telling starving children in Africa not to eat. Fuck You Britney Spears... Beat it!

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Britney Says "Dont Smoke Weed!"

Truth be told, worst concert I have ever seen and I have seen a lot. Britney you let your fans down! It'd be nice if you could at least try a little. The show was like a dude with a tiny cock, driving a big fancy car, all compensation and no performance. I hope all the dancers and circus freaks got paid well. The only other time I have seen a mid show intermission like this was at the Killers show also in Vancouver, and I still think they suck too... Brit Brit Brit, it's time to say goodnight!

Image courtesy of perezhilton.com

The TRUE story of the Goat Man

A horror story of epic (and slightly drunken) proportions.


The Story of The Goat Man 

Billy Bob is a baby!

So, Billy Bob Thornton is an actor. He also has a band... I think they came through Canada a couple years ago on the PNE circuit. For real. Anyhoo, this poor bastard Jian Ghomeshi from Q on CBC radio tried his damnedest to promote these guys on his show and was shut down by Billy Bob for mentioning his acting... the only reason anyone fucking knows about these guys... Jian handles Billy Bobs tantrum well and sort of wins him back at the end but Billy Bob still comes off like a red neck douche. It's great watching the look on his bandmates faces when they realize Billy Bob is gonna sink the ticket sales for their show over some stupid ego bullshit.

Grow up Billy Bob, your too old to be acting like a baby!



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Australia isn't just for Britain's criminals anymore!

Do you like handsome men? Do you like koala bears? 

Do you like when handsome men live in the land of koala bears and have tans and wear shorts all of the time cuz it's hot as fuck in Australia like 11 and a half months of the year?

Oh you do? Neato. 

Well there's this band from Australia see, called MOJADA.

One of the members is my good friend Chad, who I went backpacking with in 2001. He never came home. Now he just lives in a kangaroo pouch, has sex with models and plays funky fresh music that makes the ladies rump shake their booties and take off all of their clothes. 

Legend has it that every single MOJADA concert turns into a giant sex orgy and as a result Bondi Beach's population has quadrupled since the bands inception. 

You know that feeling you get when you are sipping a cocktail on a patio with your friends in the summer? That's what they sound like. 

Check their stuff.

Tell em Jay sentcha.

PS- if you don't buy their new EP on iTunes a dingo will surely eat your baby! Unless it's an ugly baby. Those taste bad.

Eddy Can Dance

Oh man, this is AWESOME

I found this on the BBC Newsbeat website and I laughed so hard! I wish I could hear the parents chew this kid out....

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

Mickey Avalon-My Dick

Oh David, how I love thee

For the very few of you who might not know who David Suzuki is..... I implore you to visit the website for his inspiring David Suzuki Foundation I had the honour of playing music and helping out at the Fashion vs. Rock for David Suzuki Foundation Juno's wrap up party. I have been a fan and follower of his work since a child and was raised on his principles to achieve sustainability within a generation. Check out his bod!!! He's 73!!

Being on stage with one of my heroes was one of the proudest most happiest moments of my life and I can only hope to work more with him in the future.

There is an Earth Run coming up April 26th in Vancouver, Ottawa and Toronto and I strongly urge all of you to join. Hotmess crew will be there running our lil tushies off! You can donate to our team at Hotmess Earth Run

Here are some tunes I played on last weeks show from some of my fave deejays the Team Canada crew...

Team Canada-Ring Of Fire (DJ AM Edit)

Jennifa Taught Me (Team Canada Mix)

AMANDA CREW on HOTMESS RADIO

So the beautiful and awesome Amanda Crew called into Hotmess on our latest podcast to talk about her latest flick The Haunting In Connecticut and tell us what in the fuck is coming out of that poor kids mouth! This is a great show and she has a lovely laugh. Listen to the interview with her there on your right or SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PODCAST FOR FREE in the iTunes store. Just go to the store, click on podcast, type hotmess in the iTunes search engine and voila...HOTMESS FOR FREE.

CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT!


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HEY KEVIN SMITH, I WANT MY 5 BUCKS BACK!

Yeah yeah, this will probably offend some people but I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a Kevin Smith movie... Jersey Girl? No. Clerks 2? Nope. Yet somehow I found myself watching this last night:

I was so fucking disappointed in the end. It's just a bunch of ridiculous and adolescent potty humor. I was left praying the bloopers and outtakes would make up for the whole thing, not sure they did.

I swear... a lot! And I was even put off by how much cursing and unnecessary vulgarity was going on, in the guise of comedy. I guess I thought because it had a good cast staring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks that it would at least be entertaining. I was wrong. Justin Long and Seth Rogen do these improv scenes that come across forced, trying way to hard to be funny and failing. Superman, Brandon Routh, is out of his element in between these two and it shows. The movie has a stupid ending and the whole thing comes off as a sad excuse for Kevin Smith to do a bunch of badly shot sex scenes. It was donkey sex in Clerks 2 and a camera guy getting shit on his face in "Makes a Porno"... and its not funny! It comes off as perverted.

Highlight? Tyler Labine as the drunk Steelers fan.

Well there you have it, don't waste your time on this one folks. I did and I want my five buck back.

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