Showing posts with label giant penises. Show all posts
Showing posts with label giant penises. Show all posts

Monday, April 6, 2009

Oh man, this is AWESOME

I found this on the BBC Newsbeat website and I laughed so hard! I wish I could hear the parents chew this kid out....

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."



Mickey Avalon-My Dick

Monday, March 2, 2009

You don't know jack if you don't know Jacknife Lee


I'm on a serious Jacknife Lee bender. When I first heard of this limey bastard I thought "ok, he's produced albums by U2 and R.E.M. and Snow Patrol and they've been successes and now he's trying to capitalize on that shit by putting out his own stuff. How good can it possibly be?" Uh, how about it's a fucking treat!
I feel like my inner ear just won an easter egg hunt every time I put his shit on. The Making Me Money Switch Remix is basically like the giant penis of songs.

Jay
Jacknife Lee-Making Me Money Remix

Oh yeah, here's a wicked remix of Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

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