Handsome goes blonde for the Sake of Lick?

This is a messed up blurry picture of me in the "blonde off" competition at Blonde Ambition, our very own DJ Blondtrons party that she threw together to celebrate her favorite blonde peoples. I'm wearing a wig. I may have flashed my chest. I did not win. We put together an awesome podcast, which will be posted up Monday morning... and after that as per usual the crew hit the town... hard!

I love Saturday and Sunday mornings cuz I wake up to text from all my friends that go a little something like this:
"Ouch"
"What Happened"
"I will never drink again"
"I am no longer a man"

Keep you eyes and ears on HOTMESS.ORG for the latest podcast where we get down to the bottom of the serious massage debate that we have been having on the show for months.

Handsome

THIS IS HARD CORE

So we're doing a new podcast tonight. It will include an interview with legendary Canadian Director Bruce MacDonald. He made Hard Core Logo and a shitload of other rad films. He also co-directed this kick ass documentary about the band Metric. This is part 1.
Jay

Slick dudes who aren't even that slick

My friend Seem D. and I were having a chat a while ago about how many slick dudes there are and how they're not even that slick. She was of the opinion that although they think they're slick, they're really not and I was all like, yeah!

She added to the discussion by referring to exact moments when she had encountered a slick dude who was trying to be all slick to her and she had responded by telling said slick dude how slick he wasn't.

In closing I'd like to reiterate that, as a dude, your actual slickness is not proportional to how slick you think you are. You're not even that slick, dude!

Jay

Just when you thought you were sick of Kanye...

This insane video comes out and begs you to tolerate just a little bit more. FINE KANYE!!! YOU WIN! I WILL STILL KEEP SPINNING YOUR TRACKS AND WATCHING YOUR AWESOME HYPER COLOUR VIDEOS. But that is where I draw the line, if you take up acting it's OVER.


KANYE WEST "Welcome To Heartbreak" Directed by Nabil from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.



Kanye West-Welcome to Heartbreak (Robin da Hood Remix)



Kanye West Ft. Kid Cudi-Welcome to Heartbreak

I want you to caress me like a tropical priest

This brings tears to my eyes, real, genuine tears.... every time.

Meet Alec Baldwin Comedy Genius

So Alec Baldwin was on SNL last weekend. The first thing he did when he came out for his opening monologue was thank Christian Bale for taking the heat off of him in the audio taped meltdown department, I peed in my pants... then he followed that with this epic skit "The Oldest Jonas"



How does he do it? I watch SNL every week and with the exception of The Weekend Update, Neil Patrick Harris and Kristen Wiig... a lot of the time it sucks. Rosario Dawson was the worst I'd seen in a long time but Alec crushed every character they gave him!

Then I saw this... I have a DVR and don't usually watch commercials but this is some of the best marketing I've seen EVER!



AWESOME!

Handsome

FAIL

We can laugh at other peoples failures because we have all failed ourselves. So let me introduce you to a great blog that makes us all feel a little bit better about ourselves failblog.org anyway its got some great fails for you to watch and their youtube channel has some pretty stellar content also. Happy increased self esteem bitch bags!

Vintage

My Bloody Valentine

In the aftermath of the sexiest of all the Hallmark holidays I find myself asking- why would someone decide to drink a bottle of $100 champagne and then proceed to eat McDonald's at 2am?
Do they taste good together? No. Does it make sense? No. Did I puke? Yes.
In fact I woke up feeling like one of the victims from the popular cult classic My Bloody Valentine.


The only thing that made me feel better was listening to this song by the band My Bloody Valentine.



Find me a dope My Bloody Valentine remix and make me smile again.

JAY AWESOME