Gripe and HYPE!!

Gripe.

Peanut allergies. WTF. Why is everyone allergic to peanuts these days? When did we all become such pussies? I want to eat my PB & J on the bus without worrying about killing someone. The human race is breeding itself into a bunch of skinny fingered, antibacterial freak shows. It's time to build up our tolerance! Go lick a doorknob, scrub yourself down with a urinal cake and quit your whining. Buy a bow and arrow and kill an animal then roast it on a fire and wear its pelt. Squirrels eat nuts okay? SQUIRRELS. I don't want to lose out the evolutionary battle to cute, fluffy-tailed rodents.

HYPE!

Gastro Intestinal Problems

It sounds bad, but at least your not collecting the calories of that shit piece of mega bite you ate last night. Even if you don't have mud butt, it's the hottest office excuse of 2009. I don't know any bosses that are going to dig too deep into your excuse of spraying dirt.

The best show on TV

I love the show Ice Road Truckers. Maybe it's because I lived in Inuvik NWT when I was 8 years old and I'm slightly nostalgic for the Great White North. Maybe it's simply because watching these people battle -50 degrees Celsius while hauling tons of equipment on frozen water and seeing their friends get eaten by polar bears and fall through the ice is gripping TV!!!

This is my favourite song

right now, this song, it's just fucking unbelievable. I've listened to it on repeat, just lying on my floor, full of Mr. Noodles and 5 cent candies, I can't get enough. Just download it and listen to it 50 times, you won't regret it.

I love The XX, it's my new doing everything theme band. Everything from making sweet love to vacuuming, trust me.

Sarah Silverman: End World Hunger

Sarah Silverman may or may not be your cup of crazy but I like how this girl rolls.

Sometimes. Sometimes...eh...not so much. Actually, not at all.

But this time yes. What's her solution?



The video aired on Bill Maher a few days ago and has left people talking about not only this video but the actual important topic behind the satire.

Mission accomplished.

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