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2009 Emmys Review

5pm PT- No matter how gay he gets or how many Harold and Kumar movies he does, Neil Patrick Harris will always be Doogie Howser to me.

5:10pm- some chick from Pushing Daisies won. She was crying. Standard issue tears. So far i'm bored. 

5:21pm- If Kevin Dillon doesn't win for Entourage i'll be sick.

5:22pm- He lost. Shit.  Jon Cryer just won Best Supporting Actor in a comedy series for Two and a Half Men.  Nice speach. He beat out like four dudes from 30 Rock. Is that show really that good? Apparently. I never really got into it. Is there something wrong with me? Maybe I should start watching it. I mean I don't want to do it just cuz everyone else is but it's nominated for so any Emmys that something MUST be going on there. Alec Baldwin is a legend and should win something. He should win his award AND everyone else's.

If you're bored of the Emmys, here he is being awesome in a Time interview.

5:29pm- Justin Timberlake is nominated for an Emmy for his SNL skits?!?!? Aaaaaaannnnndddddd he won. This guy can't be stopped. Christ!

5:31pm- Sarah Silverman in a fake moustache. Brilliant.

5:49pm- Alec Baldwin Wins!!!

6:00pm- Reality TV can suck it.  Now someone give HOTMESS a reality show!!!!!

6:15pm- This middle lull shit is brutal. I have totally tuned out and I'm now listening to Pearl Jam's amazing new album Backspacer.

6:22pm- Is it too much to ask Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt to make out on stage?

6:28pm- Natan Fillion and NPH do a funny internet sketch. We interviewed Nathan on Hotmess. Scroll down ad check for that podcast!!!

6:45pm- British folk accepting awards are as dry as week old melba toast.

6:51pm- Bruce Gowers won for American Idol. Apparently he had something to do with the video below so I like him>>>>>

6:53pm- The Daily Show writers win. As they should. 

6:58pm- Normally I want to punch  Jimmy Fallon in the face/junk but his auto-tune bit was hilarious.

7:03pm- God bless you Ricky Gervais, "In this room I'm probably above average." Genius.

The Daily Show wins again! John Stewart is funny obviously and compliments NPH on his hosting. 

7:16pm- What the shit?!?!? Some dude from LOST beat anyone Mad Men for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama? Now I know this shit is fixed.

7:18pm- Cherry Jones should have won for Best Porno Name.

7:20pm- Sarah McLachlan sings I Will Remember You, dedicated to those actors who have passed away this year. Hotmess salutes them all, especially Bea Arthur.

7:38pm- Mad Men wins Best Writing in a Dramatic Series!

7:50pm- I wanted Michael C. Hall to win. Bryan Cranston won. I'm not that upset. This category was loaded with talent.

7:52pm- Bob Newhart is still alive?!?!?  He's hilarious. "If Weeds wins it may take them a little longer to get up here." HAHAHA.  Wow. 30 Rock won for Best Comedy. Again. I DO need to watch this show.

7:57pm- Sigourney Weaver presents the Best Dramatic Series Award to Mad Men. Hells yeah!

I have such a boner for this show I cut my hair like Donald Draper. Is that crazy? Whatever, that's it. Peace.

J