Friday, March 20, 2009

The Midnight Show

For some reason I've been receiving a lot of mild porn comedy lately.
Whats happening in the world these days?
Every week funny or die sends me an update of funny awesome videos that make me laugh. This week they sent me this... it's from "The Midnight Show" which I checked out. It contains a lot of similar, sexual messed up sketches.

I've always liked Andy Richter since his co-hosting days on Conan... this is kind fucked up but funny, enjoy!



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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hotmess is kicking your ass

The Fame


Lady Gaga brought the arena to the club. Hanging out waiting for Gaga my anticipation for the show was distracted by the nearly naked trashy bimboettes wandering around the Commodore. Normally, you would appreciate a delicately exposed pair of legs or a pumped up pair of breasts but tonight it wasn't exactly a dream. That all was quickly forgotten when the true princess of pop dropped the white curtain and exploded on to the stage with Love Game. Gaga's sense of artistic flair took this club show to a whole new level. LED screens, 30mm film, lights, costumes and video inspired by fashion and art brought you into a gallery come to life and beside all of that she sang every single song and danced her perfect little buns off. The only complaint I have is I wish she had taken the time to sing Future Love straight through from start to finish without stopping as it showcases her incredible voice. Gaga is a true pop pioneer and an experience not to be missed. Gagalicious.








Monday, March 16, 2009

I am the stimulus package

Well hello world, what time is it? What day is it? I don't know, who cares? I've been wearing my one-piece-satin-pajama suit all day. You want to know why? Because I quit my job, I quit my job to be a DJ.  Now I wear ridiculous things all the time and kiss whomever I'd like to whenever I feel like it. 

I am the stimulus package, so don't worry, all of your stocks are going up. Just call in sick and play these tracks really loud and dance your little tush off.




La Roux-In for the Kill (Hostage Remix)

Sia-Buttons (Chris Lake Remix)


Ludacris-Move Bitch (Disco Villains Remix)


Aquasky & The Ragga Twins- Let me see your hands

Das Pop - Fool for Love (Gaetan Remix)

AND THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL JOB QUITTING TRACKS, JUST TURN IT UP REALLY LOUD AND BUM RUSH LIFE.


The Hump Day Project - Real hot for Everyone


This video pretty much embodies how I feel....

Sunday, March 15, 2009

VOODOO


Hmmmmmmmm where do I start with this one? I love hip hop and R&B. Rock and Roll had Guns'N Roses and "Chinese Democracy". I think Hip Hop and R&B or what was label "neo-soul" has D'Angelo... (and Lauren Hill but that's another story)

2000's "Voodoo" is an amazing album. I fell in love while listening to that album, it brings back amazing memories and it's one of the few albums that I have listened to regularly for almost 10 year straight. If you haven't heard it or you are unaware of who D'Angelo is... he's this guy:



Go buy "Voodoo"... get a bottle of wine or 5, call up a girl you like and get busy! It's love making music.

D'Angelo has done a couple cameos on tracks here and there over the years. Most recently on Q-Tips "The Renaissance"



But no full length album in 9 years! I know there have been some bad times for D'Angelo... arrests, drug and alcohol and in looking for answers to his whereabouts I came across this great article by SPIN which is not only very informative but ends on a note of hope for an album later on this year. I have been waiting for a long time for D'Angelo to put out another soul smashing album and I cross my fingers it happens sooner than later.

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