1 hour 14 minutes to A Big Hot Mess

I start fresh and clean

The Shirt of Trevor Risk

Jays Yummy Hair

Trevor Risk

Check out his band by going to myspace.com/wearegoodnews


Its Tasty and Delicisous

Beck So Hot not even Messy

Natures HotMess

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Blondtron Laundry FAIL

Help! My washing machine and dryer broke... I wish I was psychic! I would have done laundry before it pooped out on me! GRANNY PANTY ALERT! it's giving me a certain swagger...

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Anime Evolution

Well Another Hot Mess is done, this past week we hung out with some Super Anime fans who were on campus for www.animeevolution.com. Looks like a ton of fun. Here we are haveing fun with some of the crazy charachters.. Jay Awesome, all you got to do is eat a cow. Hah

The witch's cauldron is full of face melting fun

I know we're primarily a beat driven/ tight jeans-scenester-in-Vans radio show but did you know that Vancouver is full of kick ass metal and rock acts!

Spread Eagle www.myspace.com/theeag

3 Inches of Blood www.myspace.com/3iob

Ladyhawk www.myspace.com/ladyhawk

Pride Tiger www.myspace.com/pridetiger

Also, other Canadian bands that could kick in your basement window with high voltage rock are as follows:

Priestess www.myspace.com/priestessband

The Illuminati www.myspace.com/theilluminati

Ghosts of Modern Man www.myspace.com/ghostsofmodernman

Keep in mind to start a full-fledged metal band you need to have experienced one or more of the following:

A) you were beaten by your father with a steel pipe when you were 9

B) you grew up in East Van

C) you listened to KILL 'EM ALL on vinyl so many times that you wore it out and now only use the record as a surface to blaze rails....as in going off the rails on a crazy train!!!!

D) you like to shout at and/ or run with the devil

E) you have a tattoo that was done by your friend (or mom) with a ballpoint pen and a sewing needle after you got hopped up at a Megadeth show in 1985

If you answer all of the above then you starred in the movie FUBAR.

Four or more and you are likely an alcoholic living in Edmonton.

Yes to three and you are a borderline non-metal fan and should BREAK something right now!!!!

Two or less and you are a Backstreet Boy.

Don't like metal? piss off.

Jay.

PS- Also check out www.rockyourhair.com if you want to know how to grow luscious locks necessary for banging hard.

Did You Miss A Show?

Nope, you didn't cuz it's availble for you to download as a podcast, just follow this simple and easy instructions and it will all work out.

This is what you do....

Open Itunes,
Click podcast on the lefthand side of itunes window
from the podcast window select advanced from the options at the top
from the advanced drop down menu click subscribe to podcast
a small box will open copy and past the url below in the window then click ok and you will have subscribed to hotmess

http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/xml/hotmess.xml

I've decided that if Eddy posts one more thing about Lady GAGA....

I'm going to Lady GAG. Stalker!

Here's another track.... It's one of Herve's latest and greatest! go buy it jerks.

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Hangin With The GaGa

FINALLY.... some tunes!

Okay so as promised last week, I've got some sexy Ernold Sane tracks to get your wednesday hump on....

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I almost forgot! Blondtron's Bike Jam of the week....

There's something about bikes and B.O.O.T.A.Y's.... maybe it's cuz mine gets firm when I ride to this song!

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GaGafied

Last night i was oficially GaGafied. I was skeptical at first glance, but enjoyed the little tune, as I too love to dance. I sat Down with the Lady GaGa herself and learned so much. She's Smart She's fun and you can hear her chat with me on friday at 6pm so tune to hear it all. Check out what the Haus of Gaga has to offer.

Get the first show!!!!!

It's here! It's messy! Download it and dance and laugh and be merry. Just click the title, it links directly to the podcast for download here at:

http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/audio/20080801-180119-to-20080801-200946.mp3

Coming up tomorrow night:

ERNOLD SANE BRINS THE HEAT TO HOT MESS!

Yes, that's right folks Vancouver/Victoria/International Superstar DJ 

(and all around awesome guy)

Ernold Sane will be blowing up your speakers with an exclusive 

hot mess set live tomorrow night!

We're also debuting our new segment, 

ASK A NAVY SEAL

Email us all of your burning questions about love, war, fighting skills, relationship issues, etc. and we'll forward it to a real team of Navy Seals who just so happen to be ever so great at giving advice. Tune in tomorrow night, your question might be answered on-air!    

email theshow@hotmess.org with 'Navy Seal' in the subject line.

Also the oh so Handsome Anderson brings his Nose for News

Jay and Blondtron will have your weekend party weather, Mr. Fong brings the horoscope love and much, much more! Be sure to tune at 101.9 FM or online at www.citr.ca 

One Serious Hot Mess

I want to be a singer, can I have a glowing crystal wand too? WTF?

Things that we discovered at my house today

Handsome Anderson in all his hung over glory ate an entire block of cheese before attending our production meeting, turns out his wife is the chef of the crew. Attention Jewel, portion pack your cheese. 

WOW

I am impressed, confused and concerned. I applaud Jason Awesome in his quest for wholesome goodness, I however don't know if I will be able to adhere to the example he set's forth. I tend to find myself generally offensive and somewhat rude. Perhaps this is my own interpretation of myself and in truth it's not actually the case. Regardless, my vulgarity and offensiveness does come from a place of love and not from a place of hate. I think as whole that is the difference, it all comes down to finding balalance, walking the line, pushing the envelope what ever you want to call it, as long as it's from a good place it's ok.. Or is it ? What do you think?

E