OH!vember mixxxx

Saturmon V 2.0 hit me hard this week. Special thanks to Dstrr and Dandroid with Schitz Popinov for killing my liver and my soul. Dstrr was playing at the Royal of all places, which I haven't been to since I was ummmm 19? Thank god for the safe haven of the DJ booth because kids were getting nutter up in there. To all you 19 year-old college chicks out there... dancing topless on a bar in 2008 is pretty much like making a porno, that shitz gonna be everywhere and god help you if it doesn't show up when you're attending your daughters PAC meeting 20 years from now. 

After that we b-lined to the last Lotus Long Weekend until Easter and pretty much spiraled from there. Big ups to Trevor Risk who was blowing up Honey upstairs. After that the party train moved to the the Schitz Popinov bat cave where the couch and I had a moment.

The party ended quite abruptly for me in the Pho Restaurant's washroom facilities. Let's just say what Pho's down must Pho up.

Anyways before making questionable choices on a Monday night I made this lil' mix to getchya movin....

Download it from zshare HERE.

Did You Miss A Show?

Nope, you didn't cuz it's availble for you to download as a podcast, just follow this simple and easy instructions and it will all work out.This is what you do....Open Itunes, Click podcast on the lefthand side of itunes windowfrom the podcast window select advanced from the options at the topfrom the advanced drop down menu click subscribe to podcasta small box will open copy and past the url below in the window then click ok and you will have subscribed to hotmesshttp://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/xml/hotmess.xml

You;'ll hear dope dj's, interviews with the likes of k-os, Hot Hot Heat, Creature and many more! there's even an interview with SATAN.

ALSO JOIN THE HOT MESS GROUP ON FACEBOOK. All your silly friends are doing it. Some of your silly enemies are also doing it.

we have a new myspace page as well that will have all the shows on it asap www.myspace.com/hotmesspodcast


J-bone

Listen to the Halloween Hot Mess Spectaular

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Not a Mess anymore

EVIL

What is evil?

Is there one definitive definition? Moral corruption, the cause of pain or suffering, disregard for the welfare of others, a pointy tail and horns, wearing-a-William Shatner-mask-that-has-been-altered-to-look-scary-and- brandishing-a-giant steak knife...... are these the characteristics of someone (or thing) who is evil?

If so then I feel that my list below is more than accurate.

List of evil things:

Wal-Mart

consumerism

eco-apathy

Steven Harper

Timbaland's work with Chris Cornell

that friend who never buys a round of drinks

reality TV

trans fats

bad breath

Britney Spear's parents ( what did you do to that poor girl?!?!?)

Christmas in hell

The guy who practices Karaoke late at night in the apartment above Marlene's

Toby Keith

Anthrax (the disease not the band)

Maybe the WORST evil is a society that can let itself become so desensitized to these atrocities?

PS- We have a Halloween show. HOT MESS- 6pm on CITR 101.9FM

J

Ernold Sane Fall Mix

Here' s the new Ernold Sane Live Mix "Love To Move Here" featuring Crookers,Rusko,Machines Don't Care and a bunch of other bassline bangers with some dubstep thrown in.. be sure to CRRRANK!!

Listen to our most Recent Show click below

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Cut Copy. Sets up and shines with the Presets

God love the commodore ballroom

Why is Sinden So awesome?!

I don't know, it's a mystery, but he absolutely killed it last Monday. He brought back Saturmon with a vengeance. You might find yourself asking, 'Wait a second... What is Saturmon?' Well my friends, chances are you have experienced it once in your lifetime. I have had the pleasure far more than I care to admit.  

Saturmon [sat-er-mon]

-noun

When Monday Dresses up like Saturday and tricks you into partying.

Now you have a word to attach to the pain of Tuesday morning. Cures for the Tuesday after a Saturmon include:

Making fake offsite meetings, borrowing a company car and napping in a park.

Starbucks breakfast sandwiches (not the coffee, that would definitely make it worse, because then you'd have the guilt of a small farmer from Guatamalen in the pit of your stomach which REALLY doesn't go well with a Saturmon hangover. )

And of course chocolate milk. Little known fact. Chocolate Milk is a saint.

So thank-you Sinden and F U Saturmon, really one led to the other but Sinden's music is too good to put the blame on him.

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Nerd killzs it at Malkin bowl

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Edward Vint <vint.edward@gmail.com>
Date: September 17, 2008 7:46:49 PM PDT (CA)
To: "go@blogger.com" <go@blogger.com>
Subject: Nerd killzs it at Malkin bowl

As always Nerd does a great performance  add in the Stanley park setting, stars and a humid Sept evening in the mix and it makes for a perfect night.   Can't wait for common.

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From common to CSS

All in one night!!!!! CDS. Fuckin kills a live show, knock your
socks off sweat drenched duck you party tunes and cute balloons to boot.

Ernold Sane holds it down

Handsome Anderson

Janet is still the shit, even if she is slightly more bootyliscious than before!

1 hour 14 minutes to A Big Hot Mess

I start fresh and clean

The Shirt of Trevor Risk

Jays Yummy Hair