Re: being a "lost cause"

Ok, first of all dear reader, what you'll come to realise is that Handsome Matt Anderson has a propensity to over-embellish stories. Facts are often replaced by whimsical fibs as a means to captivate the reader and/or listener and transfix them in a state of motionless awe.
It's very similar to how spiders capture their prey and paralyse them with their toxic venom.
Except replace the spider with Matt (dandy long legs) and the venom with words.

The story below, while very entertaining, is spider venom in my face.

Don't believe what you read.
Never fear the truth.
Always chew your cabbage twice.
Awesome.

PS- Buy the album by the Gutter Twins you cheap bastid