Some things are better left unsaid....

Dear Sir or Madam,

In the past we have used a fair amount of vulgar vocabulary in this blog. 

In an attempt to appeal to a broader audience of readers ( i.e., children, the elderly, Mormons etc.) we will be "cleaning it up." This means no more swearing ( i.e., sh*t, f**k, b*ll*, *#%& etc.).  

So, this is the last time I swear in a blog...swear to God...er, well no, I mean DON'T swear to God....hmmmm.... this is harder than I though.

Ok, from here on in I will no longer: 

A) swear 

B) swear to God 

C) talk or write about offensive things

D) discuss things that might be deemed offensive in certain circles

E) offend said circles by implying that there is the potential for me to discuss or write certain things that might be deemed offensive by the same circles that I was hoping not to offend 

F) defend the offensive

G) play offense or defense in any team sport

I urge you to join the blog and let us know how we're doing in this regard.

Cordially yours,

 Jay