WTF!

Check this out. This 28 year old dude in Russia starts getting chest pains one day and begins to cough up blood.

He goes to the doctor.

DUDE:
Doc, I'm in pain and I'm bleeding out my mouth.

DOCTOR:
Sounds like a tumor kid. Shitty for you, let take an X-RAY and have a look, shall we?



DOCTOR:
Holy shit kid! What have you been eating?

DUDE:
What do you mean Doc?

DOCTOR:
You have a 2 inch fucking fir tree growing in your lung.

DUDE:(passes out)
Whaaaa....

Apparently the dude had somehow inhaled a fir tree seed which had flourished in his rich nutritious lung soil sprouting into a healthy 2 inch shrub. Doctors say pine needles aren't good for lung tissue which is why he was coughing up blood, surprise! They removed the tree and the 28 year old human green house should be OK.

WFT!

Here is a tree song:
MGMT-Kids.mp3

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