OFFICIAL DOUCHE

The term Douche, in all it's incarnations, has made a massive come back in the last 12 months or so. Which raises the question...

Have you ever google douche?

You may come across this on Wikipedia:
Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in most of the English-speaking world. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.
Like this fine specimen: The Human Douche Bag


You may find the true meaning of douche:
1 a: a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity.
This lovely item: A Real Douche Bag


Spend time reading this tell all gem on womenshealth.com:
Vaginal Douching - To Douche or Not to Douche - The Douche Debate Continues

Or put your feet up and watch the DOUCHE OFF on YouTube:


I can't tell is this is fucking horrific or awesome...

The best is this 1948 Lysol douche ad for the married woman, look at the shame on her face. He husband is leaving angry because she didn't use Lysol on her business.


What have we learned from all of this? That there are many meanings behind Douche. But the next time calls you a jet stream of liquid directed into a cavity... kick him in the nuts!