Recently Tiger Woods farted in front of the nation. Live on camera. For all the world to see. It was during a golf tournament. Now golf will never be the same. But fuck it, is that really going to change how we feel about Tiger Woods? No. It is not. Tiger Woods is the essence of greatness. I love him and so do you and so does musician Dan Bern, just listen...
Friday, August 7, 2009
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2 comments:
Actually, the Tiger Woods fart was someone in the crowd with a whoopie-cushion.
Or maybe that's just what Tiger Woods will have us believe!!!!!! I think he planted the whoopie-cushion as a distraction from his uncontrollable gas!!!
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