70 days later

Earlier this week, an internet video hoax caused a stir on the web because it was purported to show Michael Jackson emerging from a coroner's van. The video was soon after revealed to be an elaborate prank.

Tonight Michael Jackson is finally being put to rest, over a month after his death. He will share eternity with the likes of Clark Gable, Jean Harlow and W.C. Fields, entombed alongside them in a grand marble mausoleum at the Forest Lawn Glendale cemetery. His final resting place will be of limits to the public so this doesn't happen. 

Someone owes Jim Morrison's ghost an apology.