Showing posts with label Kentucky Derby upset. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kentucky Derby upset. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

Dear Ricky Bobby, Your belief system is suspect



I used to subscribe to the whole Ricky Bobby philosophy of "if you're not first, you're last," until I saw this shit!!!



While most other horses are flown to the Kentucky Derby in air conditioned learjets and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, this skinny-bastard-horse-with-something-to-prove named Mine That Bird drove 26 hours to get there in a trailer attached to a pickup truck and cost a mere $9,500.

Ricky Bobby you're sunk.

j

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