Showing posts with label evil dead the musical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label evil dead the musical. Show all posts

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I LOVE EVIL.

It takes a profoundly life altering experience to make to make a person change their entire belief system. I had that experience last night at Evil Dead- The Musical. Like any average white male Canadian who was baptized in a United Church in small town Ontario, I used to believe in the inherent goodness of mankind. I used to believe in the glory of a higher power. I used to believe in the all enveloping love of a divine deity whose son sacrificed himself for our sins and has 14% alcohol, red wine blood.
Now, I just believe in EVIL.
It just looks way more fun. Evil Dead-The Musical is hilarious replete with the characters, campiness, sarcasm, blood and demons from the movies of the same name that inspired it. The dialogue/ lyrics that poke fun at the stereotypes of the horror movie genre are bang on and side-splittingly, gut wrenchingly, chainsaw-to-the-brain funny. It makes a horrific quadruple homicide in a lonely cabin in the woods seem like a really good time! And what's wrong with that?! Nothing.
I'm totally on board! I'm into fake blood as a fashion statement! Give me the entire Marilyn Manson music catalogue! Buy me a Ouija board for my birthday, because EVIL is here to sta....
Wait. What the fuck was that?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

EVIL DEAD THE MUSICAL

Some of the HOTMESS crew are going to see this tomorrow! We'll report back our review soonly! In the meantime, I've also started the CHURCH OF BRUCE CAMPBELL the legendary star of Evil Dead, Army of Darkness! May Bruce be with you. Now give me some sugar baby.



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