South Park vs. Kanye West

In South Park's latest episode they went after mankind's mortal enemy KANYE WEST!!

They depicted West as the most egomaniacal person on the planet...what a stretch.

Guess what, SOUTH PARK beat him into submission!!!! This was the official response Kanye posted on his website:

"SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!"

WOW. Yet another reason why South Park is the greatest show on TV.
Even though the man disgusts me, guess what -these Kanye remixes are dope. JAY

American Boy feat. Kanye West (Nadastrom Remix).mp3

Beethoven's Fifth Gold Digger (A Plus D Remix).mp3

Fresh from NYC!

My girl Nire has been a busy little bee lately.... working on her first full length album, selling beats, repping my fave clothing line Married to the Mob and now launching her very own jewelry line!!! When does this bird sleep?

I can't wait to get my hands on a two-finger ring!!! Check it out! and peep her launch mix to dance around and feel fabulous to!

Britney Says "Dont Smoke Weed!"

Truth be told, worst concert I have ever seen and I have seen a lot. Britney you let your fans down! It'd be nice if you could at least try a little. The show was like a dude with a tiny cock, driving a big fancy car, all compensation and no performance. I hope all the dancers and circus freaks got paid well. The only other time I have seen a mid show intermission like this was at the Killers show also in Vancouver, and I still think they suck too... Brit Brit Brit, it's time to say goodnight!

Image courtesy of perezhilton.com

The TRUE story of the Goat Man

A horror story of epic (and slightly drunken) proportions.


The Story of The Goat Man 

Australia isn't just for Britain's criminals anymore!

Do you like handsome men? Do you like koala bears? 

Do you like when handsome men live in the land of koala bears and have tans and wear shorts all of the time cuz it's hot as fuck in Australia like 11 and a half months of the year?

Oh you do? Neato. 

Well there's this band from Australia see, called MOJADA.

One of the members is my good friend Chad, who I went backpacking with in 2001. He never came home. Now he just lives in a kangaroo pouch, has sex with models and plays funky fresh music that makes the ladies rump shake their booties and take off all of their clothes. 

Legend has it that every single MOJADA concert turns into a giant sex orgy and as a result Bondi Beach's population has quadrupled since the bands inception. 

You know that feeling you get when you are sipping a cocktail on a patio with your friends in the summer? That's what they sound like. 

Check their stuff.

Tell em Jay sentcha.

PS- if you don't buy their new EP on iTunes a dingo will surely eat your baby! Unless it's an ugly baby. Those taste bad.

Eddy Can Dance

Oh man, this is AWESOME

I found this on the BBC Newsbeat website and I laughed so hard! I wish I could hear the parents chew this kid out....

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

Mickey Avalon-My Dick

Oh David, how I love thee

For the very few of you who might not know who David Suzuki is..... I implore you to visit the website for his inspiring David Suzuki Foundation I had the honour of playing music and helping out at the Fashion vs. Rock for David Suzuki Foundation Juno's wrap up party. I have been a fan and follower of his work since a child and was raised on his principles to achieve sustainability within a generation. Check out his bod!!! He's 73!!

Being on stage with one of my heroes was one of the proudest most happiest moments of my life and I can only hope to work more with him in the future.

There is an Earth Run coming up April 26th in Vancouver, Ottawa and Toronto and I strongly urge all of you to join. Hotmess crew will be there running our lil tushies off! You can donate to our team at Hotmess Earth Run

Here are some tunes I played on last weeks show from some of my fave deejays the Team Canada crew...

Team Canada-Ring Of Fire (DJ AM Edit)

Jennifa Taught Me (Team Canada Mix)

So, do you think I can dance???

I got my self up and out of bed early this morning to hang with some of Canada's finest movers and groovers in hopes of picking up a few tips I could take to the clubs.....
the ladies from the Source Dance Crew from BC told me gangsta is where it's at ! I'm not convinced.
Blake McGrath former 2005 SYTYCD season contestant, current judge and star of MTV's Dance Life came out of the closed door auditions to give up some peace signs, clearly he has not seen me dance or he would never be caught dead in the same room as me !

Dana from White Rock BC moves on to day two of Vancouver audtions

Why so sad?

All the lovely ladies, workin their super fly dance gear

...and me, picking up my car from the impound lot after getting towed today ! Grrrr do you think I can dance my tickets away??

Vintage

Speaking of bailouts...

Check out this new track by Prince...he sings about AIG and the bailout!! Hilarious. I don't care if you can't do the splits anymore Prince you're funkier than week old potato salad in the sun and you look like you're 33!!!! You should be a poster boy for botox!!!!! Prince has still got it. JAY

Prince- Ol Skool Company (live)

Juno's and Celebunots

Ahh the Juno's are done and one can only look back and wonder what really happened, all I do know is that the Canadian Musicians are treated really well with all the awesome gear they get,

From Skull Candy Headphones



To Ben Sherman Duds,


And Some Rockin Mavi Jeans



It's a swag lovers dream, besides that there was no shortage of bevies. Which of course allowed me to capture these oh so flattering images with Canada's totally, way better hybrid version of Ryan Seacrest - George Stomboldsoipufdslfhwrfouhwh






And the almost runner up from this Season of Project Runway Canada, Kim Larson



The one image that would have probably gotten us the most hit's on this site I sadly failed at, but that's because his people are so full force on guard it's impossible.. Yes the one the only, the 16 year old girls wet Dream Robert Pattinson was at three events I attended this weekend, and I actually sat on the same couch as him. Here is my question, whats the freakin deal, he's skinny, pale and looks premamnently tired and sad... tell me whats so great about that? Anyway other than being really shy, aloof and guarded he seems like a pretty cool guy. So overall if your a lover of music, this was an amazing weekend, seeing over 16 live shows in 4 days definitely blows your mind and soul. I loved every minute of it, and would be stoked to do it all again.

Over and Out Vintage.

Put a Ring on That Shit

The Beyonce, as I like to call her killed her fourth date of her I am Sasha Fierce Tour. Production was a little off, but she sang everything, except when she was doing summersaults suspended over the audience on a harness. Right off the top she tossed in some covers, both Canadian Sarah Mclachlan Angel and Alanis Morrisette's You Outta Know. Sasha, Beyonce one of the two, finished up the medley in an avante garde wedding dress and sang Ave Maria. Other Surprises were the numerous Destiny's Child tracks thrown into remixes there were tons, too many to count, and she even sang Etta James track, with a video tribute to Obama(surprise, surprise). Overall the show was awesome, I really liked the giant screen that made up the back wall of the stage, my only real complaint is that she ended the show with Halo, great song but a little to mellow to end a show with. Beyonce, you of all people should end with a bang not a poof.

I am Sasha Fierce I mean Vintage, I mean Ready Eddy what?/??????

E

Junos red carpet wrap-up

Michael Buble

Sarah MacLachlan

Feist

Bryan Adams

HOTMESS ON THE RED CARPET AT 2009'S JUNO AWARDS!

SO000 Hotmess is all over the JUNOS this year. Every party and event they throw we show up and throw it right back in their pretty little faces! We got our messy photgrapher Graham Cook down in the media trenches to get some dope pics of the stars as they arrive for the big show! Check it out!

State of Who? State of Shock thats who MoFo!I wish I was with these guys tonight they are having the best time and get the HOTMESS red carpet award of awesomeness!


Valerie of Lights, your just so damn cute... I wish I was your back tattoo! Congrats on your win tonight!


Simple Plan, looking simple on the Red Carpet... KICK IT UP TEN NOTCHES SIMPLE PLAN YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ROCK'N ROLLERS!!!

A girl in a hat

Top 10 finalist of "So You Think You can Dance Canada" Natalli Reznik was the hottest thing to hit the stage so far in the competition. With washboard abs and crazy dance skills she is one of my favorite people to see at the Junos so far...



Actor Adrian Holmes working the red carpet with his shades on looking like a pimp!

Serena Ryder knows what's up. She likes poutine.

Here is Nickelback, nominated for a whopping 5 Junos this year. I don't know what to say, they look like a bunch of douche bags... someone should teach these guys how to dress, last time I saw Chad he was wearing a choker, you know, like the ones girls used to wear in highschool in 1995.
HANDSOME: "Hey Chad, guess what just wearing shades doesn't make you cool. Why don't you try shaving your goatee and mixing your look up a little since you were voted ugliest man in rock by Kerrang!"
CHAD: "Hey Matt why don't you shut your face until you've sold a couple million records and made a couple million bucks..."
HANDSOME: "Whatever Chad... you slept on my fouton once and stole my t-shirt... I remember and I want it back."
CHAD: "It's long gone Handsome, let it go!"
HANDSOME: "But I can't... (tear)"


Here is Hedley, they were nominated for 3 Junos and they are cool dudes... he sings a bit like a girl in heat, but they are nice guys and a great interview. CHEERS HEDLEY!


Ms. Divine Brown. Matt loves her album! He interviewed her this year and she was awesome to talk to. She won R&B/SOUL recording of the year. Congradulations Divine, HOTMESS loves you!

SAM ROBERTS BAND, these guys kick ass! Sam Roberts is like the Jesus front man of Canadian Rock

Some dudes

The Midway State.

MAESTRO FRESH WES! Hip Hop Legend... let your back bone slide!

Melissa McClelland

Tara Oram

Gabrielle Miller of hit shows Corner Gas and Robson Arms, working the sass!

Jessie Farrell Looking pretty in pink

Some weirdo

Beats from Montreal

Ivana Santilli

Blondtron and Kay Kill it at the Loeden