FINALLY.... some tunes!

Okay so as promised last week, I've got some sexy Ernold Sane tracks to get your wednesday hump on....

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I almost forgot! Blondtron's Bike Jam of the week....

There's something about bikes and B.O.O.T.A.Y's.... maybe it's cuz mine gets firm when I ride to this song!

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GaGafied

Last night i was oficially GaGafied. I was skeptical at first glance, but enjoyed the little tune, as I too love to dance. I sat Down with the Lady GaGa herself and learned so much. She's Smart She's fun and you can hear her chat with me on friday at 6pm so tune to hear it all. Check out what the Haus of Gaga has to offer.

Get the first show!!!!!

It's here! It's messy! Download it and dance and laugh and be merry. Just click the title, it links directly to the podcast for download here at:

http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/audio/20080801-180119-to-20080801-200946.mp3

Coming up tomorrow night:

ERNOLD SANE BRINS THE HEAT TO HOT MESS!

Yes, that's right folks Vancouver/Victoria/International Superstar DJ 

(and all around awesome guy)

Ernold Sane will be blowing up your speakers with an exclusive 

hot mess set live tomorrow night!

We're also debuting our new segment, 

ASK A NAVY SEAL

Email us all of your burning questions about love, war, fighting skills, relationship issues, etc. and we'll forward it to a real team of Navy Seals who just so happen to be ever so great at giving advice. Tune in tomorrow night, your question might be answered on-air!    

email theshow@hotmess.org with 'Navy Seal' in the subject line.

Also the oh so Handsome Anderson brings his Nose for News

Jay and Blondtron will have your weekend party weather, Mr. Fong brings the horoscope love and much, much more! Be sure to tune at 101.9 FM or online at www.citr.ca 

One Serious Hot Mess

I want to be a singer, can I have a glowing crystal wand too? WTF?

Things that we discovered at my house today

Handsome Anderson in all his hung over glory ate an entire block of cheese before attending our production meeting, turns out his wife is the chef of the crew. Attention Jewel, portion pack your cheese. 

WOW

I am impressed, confused and concerned. I applaud Jason Awesome in his quest for wholesome goodness, I however don't know if I will be able to adhere to the example he set's forth. I tend to find myself generally offensive and somewhat rude. Perhaps this is my own interpretation of myself and in truth it's not actually the case. Regardless, my vulgarity and offensiveness does come from a place of love and not from a place of hate. I think as whole that is the difference, it all comes down to finding balalance, walking the line, pushing the envelope what ever you want to call it, as long as it's from a good place it's ok.. Or is it ? What do you think?

E

Some things are better left unsaid....

Dear Sir or Madam,

In the past we have used a fair amount of vulgar vocabulary in this blog. 

In an attempt to appeal to a broader audience of readers ( i.e., children, the elderly, Mormons etc.) we will be "cleaning it up." This means no more swearing ( i.e., sh*t, f**k, b*ll*, *#%& etc.).  

So, this is the last time I swear in a blog...swear to God...er, well no, I mean DON'T swear to God....hmmmm.... this is harder than I though.

Ok, from here on in I will no longer: 

A) swear 

B) swear to God 

C) talk or write about offensive things

D) discuss things that might be deemed offensive in certain circles

E) offend said circles by implying that there is the potential for me to discuss or write certain things that might be deemed offensive by the same circles that I was hoping not to offend 

F) defend the offensive

G) play offense or defense in any team sport

I urge you to join the blog and let us know how we're doing in this regard.

Cordially yours,

 Jay

 

the difference between the red eye and pink eye....

The colour blind seeing the world through rose coloured glasses.

Kick that burger man!

I hadn't seen a funny youtube video for a while... this actually made my day.

Blondtron's Bike Jam of the week

So I've decided that my bike and I will bring to you our favourite track on a weekly basis. This is the track that is most likely on repeat as I peddle my ass around town. Make sure to keep checking back to keep abreast of the most banging tracks you'll ever bike to. 

Why is there so much good music out right now? I can't keep up! Trust the crookers to erase my brain by remixing thunderstruck. How many people have tried and failed miserably at remixing AC/DC?

Here it is fresh from my bike to you.... boomp3.com

CAN'T GET ENOUGH SANTOGOLD!

These tracks were posted up on the mad decent blog a lil while back and I seriously can't get enough of them! They're not on the mixtape so snatch em up! Big shout outs to Grahmzilla from Thunderheist who is one of the most talented people I know!

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Ernold Sane Guest DJ

Ernold Sane Will Guest DJ live on Hot Mess Next Friday 101.9 citr 6pm sharp so tune your self in...

Pemberton, Seattle and Sleep Deprivation Equals one Hot Mess

Yo, I have been MIA for ages, lame especially since I have been the one pushing the HotMess Crew to blog. Well I hit up pemberton for five fantastically dirty, sweaty and dusty days, followed by the riding of the Drop Zone at playland and a 14 hour day trip to Seattle. Throw in a few session at the gym and my body is in a full 100 percent revolt. Regardless I loved every minute of it. More importantly I'm a buzz with the anticipation of tonight's inaggural broadcast... and I hope that you all are too. Im gonna throw up some highlight photo's of pemberton and a Seattle pic or two for you to enjoy. Hopefully the Hot Mess Crew all makes it to the Grand Opening of PoP Opera tonight... Vancouver's newest nightlife establishment. Thats all I got saving the rest for on the air. DJ DStar in the house. Ready Eddy?

God is in the Radio

I thought I saw him on the video
A trance is keeping him under
I know that God is in the radio
Checkin the station
Im glad I caught it from me to you
Just a call in the medium
I know you hear it, I hear it too
Its everywhere that I go

You come back another dayAnd do no wrong

They say the devil is paranoid
Always signin the cover
But God is leakin through the stereo
Between the station to station
You believe it, I know you do
You wont admit it or say so
I know that God is in the radio
Just repeating a slogan

You come back another dayAnd do no wrong

Queens of the Stone Age


It begins. tune in.

HOT MESS 6-7:30pm Fridays
CITR 101.9FM

Jay

Everbody Nose!

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Can anyone get enough Pharell? Can they? I can't. Especially since as N.E.R.D was playing at Pemberton I was sitting in my van eating cheese and listening to Phil Collins all of 2 km away watching Cletus Von Douche bag and co get all sweaty tossing a football around while yelling 

'Pember-TON! WHAT! YA! WOOOOOOOOOOH! FUCK YEAH!'  

Painful.

Mother Goose

As a professional cat herder, my abilities were stretched to the max on Sunday. I drove up to and down from Pemberton in one day with friends in tow Amy Amelia Zimmerman aka Amber, Steve aka Rudy, and Kheaven, aka K-os, aka Sleeps everywhere he shouldn't. We had cheese and vodka and phil collins so the traffic time was passed quite nicely. Highlights included dance mimicking teeth grinders at crystal method, babysitting sleepy alcoholics and the bacardi press washrooms, I didn't think too much of them as they were just regular flush toilets in a trailer until I saw overflowing poo receptacles on the regular fair grounds. poop. poop everywhere. yuck. Also the free mojitos were nummy.

All the tents look the same we so ADHD!

Holyshitfuck.

Where do I begin?
For my friends and I the madness of the Pemberton Festival began at 1:30am Friday July 25th when we decided to drive the Sea to Sky highway in search of a new musical legacy.
Were we geniuses for leaving at that time? We thought so...

"Babies, we'll miss all of the traffic! I gotta have more cowbell! Listen to Bruce Dickinson." said luxuriously long-haired Graham Pence in his best Christopher Walken impression which is really quite fucking good.
"I concur." I wearily replied, tired from having just interviewed Judas Priest and rocking out with some SEXY ( you knows who you are) people at the Ghost Brothers ( www.myspace.com/ghostbrothers) show the night before.

The truth of the matter is we were making great time until we came across a construction crew outside of Whistler that told us the road was closed from 3am to 5am for BLASTING.

We were pissed for about three seconds. It took that long for a party to break out right there on the side of the highway. Dancing girls on on the top of an RV, at 3, in the mountains. What tha fuk?

Looooooooooong story short it just got crazier from there. No sleep for days upon days upon days upon days.......

MODERATION. I'm sorry what does that word mean?

The days were long and drunkenly dusty. Evenings of maddness.

Shoeless women entering and exiting outhouses..shoeless.

30,000 CAMPERS.

Them: Why do you guys have access to everyhting? Why do you get to park backstage?
Why are you staying a Shawn's mansion with private bedrooms, bathrooms and a banquet feast every night?

Us: ALL YOUR TENTS LOOK THE SAME WE SO ADHD, WE SOO ADHD, WE SO ADHD!!!!!!

Free Bacardi for free.

I feel sorry for the people who paid to see the djs and had to wait in a line of 3000 to see their favorites.

I wish I spent more time with my brother.

These are the groups that KILLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDDD it.

Nine Inch Nails. www.myspace.com/nin

My Morning Jacket. www.myspace.com/mymorningjacket

The Tragically Hip. www.myspace.com/mymorningjacket

N.E.R.D. www.myspace.com/nerdofficial

The Crystal Method www.myspace.com/thecrystalmethod

Buy more music.

Jay.

Talk like that

I'm convinced that the time I ran out of uppers at the studio after my bear attack was caught on security tape, posted on one of those 'Caught on tape' shows then ripped  off by Jonas and Francois the creators of the fab new Presets video who were also responsible for the D.A.N.C.E vid.

Re: being a "lost cause"

Ok, first of all dear reader, what you'll come to realise is that Handsome Matt Anderson has a propensity to over-embellish stories. Facts are often replaced by whimsical fibs as a means to captivate the reader and/or listener and transfix them in a state of motionless awe.
It's very similar to how spiders capture their prey and paralyse them with their toxic venom.
Except replace the spider with Matt (dandy long legs) and the venom with words.

The story below, while very entertaining, is spider venom in my face.

Don't believe what you read.
Never fear the truth.
Always chew your cabbage twice.
Awesome.

PS- Buy the album by the Gutter Twins you cheap bastid