Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Fame


Lady Gaga brought the arena to the club. Hanging out waiting for Gaga my anticipation for the show was distracted by the nearly naked trashy bimboettes wandering around the Commodore. Normally, you would appreciate a delicately exposed pair of legs or a pumped up pair of breasts but tonight it wasn't exactly a dream. That all was quickly forgotten when the true princess of pop dropped the white curtain and exploded on to the stage with Love Game. Gaga's sense of artistic flair took this club show to a whole new level. LED screens, 30mm film, lights, costumes and video inspired by fashion and art brought you into a gallery come to life and beside all of that she sang every single song and danced her perfect little buns off. The only complaint I have is I wish she had taken the time to sing Future Love straight through from start to finish without stopping as it showcases her incredible voice. Gaga is a true pop pioneer and an experience not to be missed. Gagalicious.








Monday, March 16, 2009

I am the stimulus package

Well hello world, what time is it? What day is it? I don't know, who cares? I've been wearing my one-piece-satin-pajama suit all day. You want to know why? Because I quit my job, I quit my job to be a DJ.  Now I wear ridiculous things all the time and kiss whomever I'd like to whenever I feel like it. 

I am the stimulus package, so don't worry, all of your stocks are going up. Just call in sick and play these tracks really loud and dance your little tush off.




La Roux-In for the Kill (Hostage Remix)

Sia-Buttons (Chris Lake Remix)


Ludacris-Move Bitch (Disco Villains Remix)


Aquasky & The Ragga Twins- Let me see your hands

Das Pop - Fool for Love (Gaetan Remix)

AND THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL JOB QUITTING TRACKS, JUST TURN IT UP REALLY LOUD AND BUM RUSH LIFE.


The Hump Day Project - Real hot for Everyone


This video pretty much embodies how I feel....

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Simian Mobile Disco

There comes a time when ravers grow up! This is Simian Mobile Disco!
Rub it all over yourself on a sleepy day!

Watchmen- watch more? watch less!


As in I wish there was less of it to watch. Seriously Watchmen could have been the best superhero movie ever made IF IT WANS'T THREE FUCKING HOURS LONG! And I DO NOT need to see that blue guy,the world's biggest smurf, get all pouty on planet Mars while owl-man is getting it on with his girlfriend in the giant floating metal fish blimp.
Furthermore I felt the storyline compromised the original prose and there were many glaring omissions.
In conclusion why does Hollywood feel it's necessary to remake The Neverending Story?
It could be the only perfect movie ever made.
Jay

PS-
Some of the Watchmen trailers have been cut to this epic tune by MUSE. Cherish this song. It's peeing your pantaloons good!

Muse - Take A Bow.mp3

BREAK SHIT


I realise that in these tough economical times it's not cost savy for bands to trash their equipment on stage, never the less it's awesome when they do. Few bands can compete with THE WHO (they basically invented rock n roll destruction) but here are some acts that really like the smashy smashy.
Nirvana


...and you will know us by the trail of dead


Muse

Monday, March 9, 2009

So this is what it's like when DOVES cry...tears of JOY!!


Sorry to interrupt Ed's lame-ass self help blog below but I think there are more important and pressing matters at hand, for example the DOVES ARE ABOUT TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM AND MAKE THEIR WAY TO MY NECK OF THE WOODS! They're probably coming to you too but I really couldn't give a shit.
Bottom line- they ooze liquid awesomeness out of every orifice (I know I once went camping with them...just kidding). Some of their songs make me want to suck my thumb and drift off to the land of nod while other songs make me jump around like a little kid in the pouch of a kangaroo riding a pogo stick on the moon.
And here's their latest video!


Doves are so rad they're basically like a giant middle finger to all other acts from the UK.
Yeah, we're looking at you Chris Martin...you got something to say about it?!?!?!?
Didn't think so. Bitch.
JAY

Sleepy Slap


Ok minions of cool, we all just lost an hour of sleep as many of us across North America sprang forward this morning. It’s a great thing it means, brighter evenings, patio drinks, late night debauchery, and in many cases warmer weather although; for those of us living in the Pacific Northwest, today’s dump of snow makes that seem a little less believable. But more importantly for many it signals a season of lack of sleep. More fun shit to do, but the same amount of time to get it all done means a big fat sleep debt. So I have a list here of a few things you can do that will help you maximize the sleep that you can get, so that you don’t pay for it at school or the office through out the week.
• Exercise regularly. Some form of exercise for 20 to 30 minutes at least three days a week is ideal – but be sure not to exercise too close to bedtime.
• Cut down on stimulants. Consuming stimulants such as caffeine in the evening makes it harder to fall asleep. Stimulants also prevent deep sleep and increase nighttime awakenings.
• Sleep on a good bed. It's difficult to get deep, restful sleep on a mattress that's too small, too soft, too hard or too old. It won't provide the comfort and support you need to rest well.
• Don't smoke. Smokers take longer to fall asleep, awaken more often and spend less time in deep sleep.
• Unwind early in the evening. Try to deal with worries and distractions before going to bed.
• Don't go to bed stuffed or starved. A stomach that is either too full or too empty may cause physical discomfort, making it difficult to sleep through the night.
• Eat foods that can help you sleep. If you're hungry and can't get to sleep, try eating foods that contain the amino acid L-tryptophan, such as milk, eggs, tuna fish, cottage cheese and poultry.
• Develop a sleep ritual. Make the transition from nighttime to bedtime easier by doing the same things each night just before bed.
Some of them are a lot easier than others, I have my own little trick a good dose of melatonin from the health food store, gets you into a deep sleep faster, and getting regular doses of Bcomplex in pill or shot for keep your energy up! (but I am not a doctor I just know it works for me) so get out there have fun, and try and get a little sleep now and again.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Stop the Recession, Buy a Tshirt !


Sometimes I like to buy somthing new from time to time to put on my back or my lower half so that I don't get too cold. I really really hate being chilly. So I scour the online masses to find fun and exciting new places that are able to take my hard earned money and replace it with really fun, funky and cool new duds. Now, most site have this brand and that brand no, these folks at revolve have done it up right, they have it all.. And I haven't even gotten to the best part yet.... wait....wait.... FREESHIPPING ! ! Thats right I am not telling a lie free shipping.
So all you gear guys and gals out there go and get your shop on. Much Love to the revolveclothing.com And while your shopping enjoy some sappy tunes by James Morrison and Canadas Nelly Furtado.

You look mighty good in them jeans!

Levis is making limited jeans to suit your ass and your taste.
I remeber a simpler time when I used to wear my 501s down to the local fishing hole where I caught frogs and counted clouds. I'd saunter down the dirt road like the little scallywag I was with a piece of wheat in my mouth and a slingshot in my back pocket. Then me and my friends Pete and Ralph, and my dog Charles Worthington the 4th, well we'd swim the summer days away laughing and cavorting like a bunch of rascals. Especially Pete, the chubby one of the group, what a little scamp. We'd have a good ol time until Old Man Johnson would chase us away, but that didn't bother us much. See, back in them days we didn't have a care in the world and that's the way we liked it....


wait.... shit, sorry that's a Norman Rockwell painting, not a memory. Fuck.

Anywho, here's the greatest song ever written about jeans. JAY

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Depeche Mode just took shit up a notch...

The bar has been raised again. Depeche Mode, the band that brought you Some Great Reward, Black Celebration, Violator and tons of other cool shit are releasing a new album on April 21 called Sounds of the Universe.
The first single is called WRONG and it's like a sexy nightmare that you have when you fall asleep in your industrial Gotham City loft alone on the eve of the apocalypse.
This video is amazing and horrific. JAY
Depeche Mode - "Wrong" (official music video)

Monday, March 2, 2009

You don't know jack if you don't know Jacknife Lee


I'm on a serious Jacknife Lee bender. When I first heard of this limey bastard I thought "ok, he's produced albums by U2 and R.E.M. and Snow Patrol and they've been successes and now he's trying to capitalize on that shit by putting out his own stuff. How good can it possibly be?" Uh, how about it's a fucking treat!
I feel like my inner ear just won an easter egg hunt every time I put his shit on. The Making Me Money Switch Remix is basically like the giant penis of songs.

Jay
Jacknife Lee-Making Me Money Remix

Oh yeah, here's a wicked remix of Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Answer is here


Yes it's true that debate of underwear or no underwear during a massage has been going on for sometime now, here amongst the hotmess crew. We finally have come to a conclusion, to hear the truth about baring your but cheeks check out our latest show available just to the right of this post or downloadable on itunes !

Eddy

The Oscars were ok but...

here are some Oscars I'd still rather spend my Sunday evening with.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Handsome goes blonde for the Sake of Lick?



This is a messed up blurry picture of me in the "blonde off" competition at Blonde Ambition, our very own DJ Blondtrons party that she threw together to celebrate her favorite blonde peoples. I'm wearing a wig. I may have flashed my chest. I did not win. We put together an awesome podcast, which will be posted up Monday morning... and after that as per usual the crew hit the town... hard!

I love Saturday and Sunday mornings cuz I wake up to text from all my friends that go a little something like this:
"Ouch"
"What Happened"
"I will never drink again"
"I am no longer a man"

Keep you eyes and ears on HOTMESS.ORG for the latest podcast where we get down to the bottom of the serious massage debate that we have been having on the show for months.

Handsome

Friday, February 20, 2009

THIS IS HARD CORE

So we're doing a new podcast tonight. It will include an interview with legendary Canadian Director Bruce MacDonald. He made Hard Core Logo and a shitload of other rad films. He also co-directed this kick ass documentary about the band Metric. This is part 1.
Jay

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Slick dudes who aren't even that slick


My friend Seem D. and I were having a chat a while ago about how many slick dudes there are and how they're not even that slick. She was of the opinion that although they think they're slick, they're really not and I was all like, yeah!

She added to the discussion by referring to exact moments when she had encountered a slick dude who was trying to be all slick to her and she had responded by telling said slick dude how slick he wasn't.

In closing I'd like to reiterate that, as a dude, your actual slickness is not proportional to how slick you think you are. You're not even that slick, dude!

Jay

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Just when you thought you were sick of Kanye...

This insane video comes out and begs you to tolerate just a little bit more. FINE KANYE!!! YOU WIN! I WILL STILL KEEP SPINNING YOUR TRACKS AND WATCHING YOUR AWESOME HYPER COLOUR VIDEOS. But that is where I draw the line, if you take up acting it's OVER.


KANYE WEST "Welcome To Heartbreak" Directed by Nabil from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.



Kanye West-Welcome to Heartbreak (Robin da Hood Remix)



Kanye West Ft. Kid Cudi-Welcome to Heartbreak

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

FAIL


We can laugh at other peoples failures because we have all failed ourselves. So let me introduce you to a great blog that makes us all feel a little bit better about ourselves failblog.org anyway its got some great fails for you to watch and their youtube channel has some pretty stellar content also. Happy increased self esteem bitch bags!

Vintage

Sunday, February 15, 2009

My Bloody Valentine

In the aftermath of the sexiest of all the Hallmark holidays I find myself asking- why would someone decide to drink a bottle of $100 champagne and then proceed to eat McDonald's at 2am?
Do they taste good together? No. Does it make sense? No. Did I puke? Yes.
In fact I woke up feeling like one of the victims from the popular cult classic My Bloody Valentine.


The only thing that made me feel better was listening to this song by the band My Bloody Valentine.



Find me a dope My Bloody Valentine remix and make me smile again.

JAY AWESOME

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

It's FRIDAY! It's FRIDAY!

I love Friday, I love this Friday especially because I decided to drink champagne at work in my coffee mug and everything is just bubbly. We've got a fresh show tonight that will be up here by tomorrow so make sure you check back! In the mean time download all these fresh tunes that I've been seriously vibing this week. Have a hot and messy weekend!!!

There is something about the melody of this song, it's so fabulous, I want to go to a sock hop like right now.



And here's a fresh take from Madcon....



Madcon-Beggin (Original Version)

A weekend isn't a weekend without some crazy Kanye! Diplo KILLS the remix... (this is in last weeks show)



Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Diplo Remix)


Rabble rousing past guests Jokers of the Scene have been a frequent play on my ipod this week.



Scott Cooper & Andy George-Jump & Twist (Jokers of the Scene Remix)


I am not normally a big Drum n Bass person but this song makes me want to be in a work out montage in a triumphant sport movie.


Nu:Tone feat Natalie Williams-System (Matrix and Futurebound)


Jesse Rose is EFFING AWESOME. And I just like saying 'touch my horn'.



Jesse Rose-Touch My Horn (Mad Kids Remix)

I played this in our last podcast and it still is haunting my playlists, Grace Jones you crazy amazon woman, let's paint each other's bodies and make head dresses out of radiator parts.



Grace Jones-Williams Blood (Aeroplane Remix)


BUY IT ALL (Beatport)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Daft Punk having sex with a Commodre 64

Boy 8-Bit is my favorite DJ right now. Not just because he makes kick ass beats that are like Daft Punk having sex with a Commodore 64 . Not just because he has a link to the youtube video for "Take These Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister under the " I Like" section of his myspace page. Not only because he kicks it on amusement park rides with the dude from Justice. Not only because he sometimes paints his face like Gene Simmons meets The Crow. And not only because he has a shock of hair, red like the fires of HELL. It's mostly because the shit sounds rad coming out of my Jeep speakers when I roll hard down the avenue like a goddamn pimp.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Release me from the kung fu grip of bitchy brunettes

Here are some of the new albums out today:
Lily Allen-It's Not Me, It's You
Dan Auerbach Black Keys singer-Keep It Hid
Busta Rhymes-B.O.M.B. (Back On My Bullshit)
Missy Elliott- Block Party
Warren G-The G-Files

I'd like to focus on Lily Allen for a sec.

Like, is it me or is there an abnormal amount of young brunette female singers walking around like their shit don't stink, getting high,singing about kissing girls and telling Elton John to fuck off?



Here's the problem. I can't tell them apart.











Monday, February 9, 2009

Grammy Whammy!

As much as I hate the mainstream corporate suck fest that is usually most awards shows I must say that last night's Grammys was actually pretty good. Thank you Radiohead for blowing my mind once again.



As Champ would say...

Radiohead knocks one out of the park....H-WHAMMY!





Jay

Got you Dancing

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Lady Sov. I had her on my myspace back when she had like 400 friends, don't question my street cred okay? Because I have a lot of it, I also had Thunderheist and Yelle when they had like 5 friends. I have a cooldar and it shouldn't be questioned.

Anyways, I love Lady Sov's new single, and the vid is pretty cool too. I was pretty freaked out to see her without her cornrows, or as we call it here on Hotmess, 'Migraine Hair'.



Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wet N Wild

PICS FROM OUR DOPE ASS PHOTOSHOOT!
More to come!!
JAY

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Hotmess Rocks the Redbull 3Style Vancouver!

Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who is the most Versatile DJ of them all?

Hotmess had too much fun last Friday night at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancity for the Red Bull 3Style DJ competition... How much fun? TOO MUCH.

Red Bull hooked us up with an all access pass to one of the sickest parties you'll ever find in our fair city... if you missed it, you better mark it down for next year cuz it's gonna be nuts. Watch below to find out who was crowned Vancouver's Most Versatile DJ... He will be heading off to T.O. to represent Vancity in the Nationals!

http://www.gmanandrizk.com/
http://www.redbull.ca/


Jay Awesome and Handsome

Monday, February 2, 2009

Blondtron Gettin Money


Oh haiii.... I made a new mix. I'm not going to talk about it. Because as we say on Hot Mess.... talking about music is like dancing about architecture. John McCain said that, little known fact.

Blondtron Gettin' Money

Tracklisting:
Knights Crusade (Terry Lynn vs. Crystal Castles)-Wildlife
Champion (Cousin Cole Acid Dub SLOW)-Kanye West
I'm Every Woman-Chaka Kahn
Dance- Rick Atsley Vs. Lady Gaga
Little Bit (CSS Remix)-Lykke Li
No Diggity (Pink Enemy DJ Skeet Skeet Remix)-Blackstreet
Everybody Everybody-Black Box
WTF (Deekline & Ed Solo Remix) -Tittsworth
Groovin' You (Morsy Mix)-Harvey Mason
Love Is In The Air- Smoke & Mirrors
Jump In Line (Shake Shake Senora) (John Bourke Bmore Mix) - Raymond Bell
Down In L.A. - Shazam Remix - Munk
Big Dancin - Bounce Camp
My Boyfriends Back - The Angels
Tone-LoC - Wild Thing feat. Peaches (Bobby Evans Minimal Edit)

SuperBowel

SuperBowel is a new product idea I came up with. it's a 100% high fibre medicine designed to keep the old men who entertain us at the Superbowl half-time show regular. It's basically liquid Drano for the lower-intestine. There's no reason that Bruce Springsteen should feel constipated before he gets on that stage to bore the shit out of me.








Sorry "Boss" but I couldn't enjoy the party cuz I was too worried your knees would snap as you twisted and shouted your way around the stage.

I totally respect some of your older work, like NEBRASKA is a potent and sobering look at the American condition, but seriously it's time to put this shit to rest. That means you too Tom Petty and DON"T EVEN get me started on the Rolling Stones.

Here's something for the kids....

SUPERBOWL MIX



Jay

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Ferry List




Alright, while the rest of the hotmess crew is out covering the RedBull 3styles competition I decided to get away to the Island. We here at the mess are going to get crazy busy so a little calm before the storm can't hurt. Here I sit on the ferry, it's 8pm and dark... and jack all to do except rock my pod so what better reason than to make a nice little playlist.

Serioulsy? I just looked over at the screens and BCFerries is playing a rousing episode of the Cheetah Girls! Look BC Ferries, don't you know that Disney is Shit! And all you over 12 year olds that are wearing your Tinkerbell swearshirts and Goofy hats right now, grow the fuck up, you look like an idiot and your friends are just too nice to tell you!

On to the music, Now as per Jay's request I'm putting out a call to all you DJ's out there he would like a nice remix of Elton Johns' "Island Girl" that way we could add it to our playlist and Awesome Jay would be oh so happy !



I kick off my Ferry playlist with some tracks from Common's latest Album "Universal Mind Contral" I particularily enjoy the title track, along with "Make My Day" which features Cee-Lo. Is the same Cee-Lo that had a rabbit in his hat? Finally I get to listening to "Announcement" it Features Pharell, nuff said.



Next, I got a little Fall Out Boy.. I bet your thinking Fall out Boy? Really? Yes it is true I am 15%emo, 20% Ed Hardy Douchebag, 20% American Apparel Hipster, 15% Gossip Girl watching 13 year old and 30% Eddy so get over it! So the Fall Out Boy track is "Tiffany Blews" off of "Folie A Deux" the songs says please remix me so I sit and listen to the original in anticipation of what some of you musical masterminds out there can do.



NEXT! Robyn, Robyn is great, she has been around for a while and now has a kinda new, album. I'm sure Blondtron is reading this and thinking about 95 reasons the swedish popstar is shite, but it is what it is! I'm listening to a Roger Sanchez remix of "Be Mine" which is actually not that good, but it made me think of the original which is really good so listen to the original, or another remix Im sure there is a good one out there, just not one by Roger Sanchez,thanks 1995!



Ok Almost Done "LMFAO" these guys are gonna rip your face off, but in a good way. There single "I am not a Whoare" Bumps your brain on the sides of your skull, and their live performance is wicked good. There album will be dropping soon, so check em out, and remember you heard it here first on hotmess.org

There you have it a few tracks to listen to when you have a long set of travel ahead of you and nothing else to do.. but again as Mr. Awesome always says
"Talking about Music is like Dancing about Architecture" so buy some music and make your own opinions, hell send them over to us, we might even post them up on here or talk about it in the podcasts.. theshow@hotmess.org

Vintage !

Friday, January 30, 2009

Battle for DJ supremacy!

In the same way that Captain Kirk often battles strange creatures from far away worlds so too will many of Vancouver's top DJ's battle each other tonight at the Commodore Ballroom...to the death. Well maybe not but it will be a BLOODY good time!

Kicking off tonight in the 604, Red Bull 3Style will travel across the country searching for Canada’s most versatile Party-Rock DJ. At each event, 8 local DJ’s will perform for 15 minutes each with only one simple rule in mind: play at least 3 genres of music as 5 judges will evaluate each performer based on creativity, track selection, skills, stage presence, and audience response.

All 10 local market winners will compete at the Red Bull 3Style National Final happening on March 12 in Toronto. http://www.redbull.ca/

Being the krazy kool kats that we are, naturally we had to be there! We'll bring you the results of the Van competition soon right here via video podcast! And who knows, if you're there tonight you might even end up on our show!

Tonight's Competitors:

PLUS Rico Uno, P Luv and Marlon J English


Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Rock Bible: The Word or Blasphemy?

I recently found this book on the bedside table of a rent-by-the-minute room in a third-rate hotel, located on the other side of the tracks in a second-rate city. It was covered with liquor stains, cigarette burns and some of the pages were stuck together.

I couldn't really read it ...cuz I was drunk, but the teenage groupies I was with gave me the gist.
These are the TEN COMMANDMENTS of rock according to some guy who probably has a bald man ponytail or sports a skullet. While I agree with most of what's written in the scripture I have to take issue with Commandments numbers 2 and 3. If you disagree as well and want to tell the "prophet" author Henry Owings to SLAG OFF you can find him here http://www.quirkbooks.com/.
(ABOVE: possibly named Henry Owings)

The Rock Bible Ten Commandments
I. “Do not name your band after another current band’s song or album. Come to think of it, don’t name your band after any song or album. Nobody cares about your ‘good’ taste.”
II. “Turntables are not, nor have they ever been, a musical instrument.” - Uh, hello RUN DMC and Aerosmith.That's the exact moment turntables became a rock instrument. Fuck.
III. “Using your computer on stage means you’re as likely to be checking your e-mail as you are to be performing music.” - Last time I checked NIN rocked and so do many dj's REGARDLESS of the "genre" of music they play you Skynyrd loving fossil fuck face.
IV. “Never personally master your own recordings unless you really don’t want anyone to listen to them.”
V. “Everybody thinks they’re funny. Most people aren’t, especially soundmen.”
VI. “Few singers are allowed to drape scarves on microphone stands. You are not one of them.”
VII. “Rhythm guitar players should always look like they want to be somewhere else.”
VIII. “Those who figure they will play bass because it has two fewer strings than a guitar and is therefore easier to learn should probably just hold cases that hold guitars and basses.”
IX. “Singers who tell the audience to ‘Give it up for yourselves!’ should be attacked by hyenas.”
X. “Never spend more time on your hair than you would eating a modest-sized meal.”

As far as I'm concerned the dinosaur who wrote this is the one being blasphemous. I'm not without sin but I'll cast the first stone your way Owings. Those who agree feel free to join my cult, we're taking name suggestions. WE'LL WRITE OUR OWN BOOK! I promise I won't make you drink the Kool-Aid.

Jay

LAST TIME I CHECKED JACKNIFE LEE ROCKS AND USES COMPUTERS. CHECK THIS.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A little Dark, A Little Wet


We decided as a group to get wet and have sum fun, however we kept our clothes on the whole time. Expect more great fun hotmess pics to come soon !

Vintage

Monday, January 26, 2009

Recession Rock

When Weezer and Oasis start touring together you know times are tough.
http://www.rollingstone.com/blogs/smokingsection/2008/12/weezer-update.php

According to my friend Kheav we will see more and more unlikely double bills in the future and can now refer to this phenomenon as RECESSION ROCK. (Pictured: Me and professional roadie Henri H.M.C. McFuncow)

Big names with completely different sounds combining forces to bring you the concert goer the most bang for your buck.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Like Oasis and the Black Crowes I could understand but never in my life have I been all "I need to make a mix tape with BUDDY HOLLY on it! Then what I'll do see is I'll put WONDERWALL right after it. I'll play the tape in my '87 Bronco 2 on the way to the concert and my friends will think it's totally sweet. They'll appreciate the time I put into it and I'll blow their minds when they hear the transition from WHAT'S THE STORY ( MORNING GLORY) into HASH PIPE. Maybe we'll roll down the windows and sing along real loud and let the world know that we wished the 90's never died." I miss my Doc Martens.

My WEEZER interview from Urban Rush


Peace. Jay

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