Stop the Recession, Buy a Tshirt !

Sometimes I like to buy somthing new from time to time to put on my back or my lower half so that I don't get too cold. I really really hate being chilly. So I scour the online masses to find fun and exciting new places that are able to take my hard earned money and replace it with really fun, funky and cool new duds. Now, most site have this brand and that brand no, these folks at revolve have done it up right, they have it all.. And I haven't even gotten to the best part yet.... wait....wait.... FREESHIPPING ! ! Thats right I am not telling a lie free shipping.
So all you gear guys and gals out there go and get your shop on. Much Love to the revolveclothing.com And while your shopping enjoy some sappy tunes by James Morrison and Canadas Nelly Furtado.

You look mighty good in them jeans!

Levis is making limited jeans to suit your ass and your taste.
I remeber a simpler time when I used to wear my 501s down to the local fishing hole where I caught frogs and counted clouds. I'd saunter down the dirt road like the little scallywag I was with a piece of wheat in my mouth and a slingshot in my back pocket. Then me and my friends Pete and Ralph, and my dog Charles Worthington the 4th, well we'd swim the summer days away laughing and cavorting like a bunch of rascals. Especially Pete, the chubby one of the group, what a little scamp. We'd have a good ol time until Old Man Johnson would chase us away, but that didn't bother us much. See, back in them days we didn't have a care in the world and that's the way we liked it....

wait.... shit, sorry that's a Norman Rockwell painting, not a memory. Fuck.

Anywho, here's the greatest song ever written about jeans. JAY

Depeche Mode just took shit up a notch...

The bar has been raised again. Depeche Mode, the band that brought you Some Great Reward, Black Celebration, Violator and tons of other cool shit are releasing a new album on April 21 called Sounds of the Universe.
The first single is called WRONG and it's like a sexy nightmare that you have when you fall asleep in your industrial Gotham City loft alone on the eve of the apocalypse.
This video is amazing and horrific. JAY
Depeche Mode - "Wrong" (official music video)

You don't know jack if you don't know Jacknife Lee

I'm on a serious Jacknife Lee bender. When I first heard of this limey bastard I thought "ok, he's produced albums by U2 and R.E.M. and Snow Patrol and they've been successes and now he's trying to capitalize on that shit by putting out his own stuff. How good can it possibly be?" Uh, how about it's a fucking treat!
I feel like my inner ear just won an easter egg hunt every time I put his shit on. The Making Me Money Switch Remix is basically like the giant penis of songs.

Jay
Jacknife Lee-Making Me Money Remix

Oh yeah, here's a wicked remix of Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

The Answer is here

Yes it's true that debate of underwear or no underwear during a massage has been going on for sometime now, here amongst the hotmess crew. We finally have come to a conclusion, to hear the truth about baring your but cheeks check out our latest show available just to the right of this post or downloadable on itunes !

Eddy

The Oscars were ok but...

here are some Oscars I'd still rather spend my Sunday evening with.

OSCAR WILDE

OSCAR THE GROUCH

OSCAR DE LA RENTA

OSCAR STYLE FILET MIGNON

JAY

Handsome goes blonde for the Sake of Lick?

This is a messed up blurry picture of me in the "blonde off" competition at Blonde Ambition, our very own DJ Blondtrons party that she threw together to celebrate her favorite blonde peoples. I'm wearing a wig. I may have flashed my chest. I did not win. We put together an awesome podcast, which will be posted up Monday morning... and after that as per usual the crew hit the town... hard!

I love Saturday and Sunday mornings cuz I wake up to text from all my friends that go a little something like this:
"Ouch"
"What Happened"
"I will never drink again"
"I am no longer a man"

Keep you eyes and ears on HOTMESS.ORG for the latest podcast where we get down to the bottom of the serious massage debate that we have been having on the show for months.

Handsome

THIS IS HARD CORE

So we're doing a new podcast tonight. It will include an interview with legendary Canadian Director Bruce MacDonald. He made Hard Core Logo and a shitload of other rad films. He also co-directed this kick ass documentary about the band Metric. This is part 1.
Jay

Slick dudes who aren't even that slick

My friend Seem D. and I were having a chat a while ago about how many slick dudes there are and how they're not even that slick. She was of the opinion that although they think they're slick, they're really not and I was all like, yeah!

She added to the discussion by referring to exact moments when she had encountered a slick dude who was trying to be all slick to her and she had responded by telling said slick dude how slick he wasn't.

In closing I'd like to reiterate that, as a dude, your actual slickness is not proportional to how slick you think you are. You're not even that slick, dude!

Jay

Just when you thought you were sick of Kanye...

This insane video comes out and begs you to tolerate just a little bit more. FINE KANYE!!! YOU WIN! I WILL STILL KEEP SPINNING YOUR TRACKS AND WATCHING YOUR AWESOME HYPER COLOUR VIDEOS. But that is where I draw the line, if you take up acting it's OVER.


KANYE WEST "Welcome To Heartbreak" Directed by Nabil from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.



Kanye West-Welcome to Heartbreak (Robin da Hood Remix)



Kanye West Ft. Kid Cudi-Welcome to Heartbreak

I want you to caress me like a tropical priest

This brings tears to my eyes, real, genuine tears.... every time.

FAIL

We can laugh at other peoples failures because we have all failed ourselves. So let me introduce you to a great blog that makes us all feel a little bit better about ourselves failblog.org anyway its got some great fails for you to watch and their youtube channel has some pretty stellar content also. Happy increased self esteem bitch bags!

Vintage

My Bloody Valentine

In the aftermath of the sexiest of all the Hallmark holidays I find myself asking- why would someone decide to drink a bottle of $100 champagne and then proceed to eat McDonald's at 2am?
Do they taste good together? No. Does it make sense? No. Did I puke? Yes.
In fact I woke up feeling like one of the victims from the popular cult classic My Bloody Valentine.


The only thing that made me feel better was listening to this song by the band My Bloody Valentine.



Find me a dope My Bloody Valentine remix and make me smile again.

JAY AWESOME

Zombie Prom

It's FRIDAY! It's FRIDAY!

I love Friday, I love this Friday especially because I decided to drink champagne at work in my coffee mug and everything is just bubbly. We've got a fresh show tonight that will be up here by tomorrow so make sure you check back! In the mean time download all these fresh tunes that I've been seriously vibing this week. Have a hot and messy weekend!!!

There is something about the melody of this song, it's so fabulous, I want to go to a sock hop like right now.

Frankie Valli -The Four Seasons - Beggin
Uploaded by Larolke

And here's a fresh take from Madcon....



Madcon-Beggin (Original Version)

A weekend isn't a weekend without some crazy Kanye! Diplo KILLS the remix... (this is in last weeks show)



Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Diplo Remix)


Rabble rousing past guests Jokers of the Scene have been a frequent play on my ipod this week.



Scott Cooper & Andy George-Jump & Twist (Jokers of the Scene Remix)


I am not normally a big Drum n Bass person but this song makes me want to be in a work out montage in a triumphant sport movie.


Nu:Tone feat Natalie Williams-System (Matrix and Futurebound)


Jesse Rose is EFFING AWESOME. And I just like saying 'touch my horn'.



Jesse Rose-Touch My Horn (Mad Kids Remix)

I played this in our last podcast and it still is haunting my playlists, Grace Jones you crazy amazon woman, let's paint each other's bodies and make head dresses out of radiator parts.



Grace Jones-Williams Blood (Aeroplane Remix)


BUY IT ALL (Beatport)

Daft Punk having sex with a Commodre 64

Boy 8-Bit is my favorite DJ right now. Not just because he makes kick ass beats that are like Daft Punk having sex with a Commodore 64 . Not just because he has a link to the youtube video for "Take These Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister under the " I Like" section of his myspace page. Not only because he kicks it on amusement park rides with the dude from Justice. Not only because he sometimes paints his face like Gene Simmons meets The Crow. And not only because he has a shock of hair, red like the fires of HELL. It's mostly because the shit sounds rad coming out of my Jeep speakers when I roll hard down the avenue like a goddamn pimp.

You know, cuz I play for keeps. YEAH!

Rio (Boy 8-bit Remix) - The Bumblebeez

Bulbs Burnt Out (Original Mix) - Boy 8-bit

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JAY

Release me from the kung fu grip of bitchy brunettes

Here are some of the new albums out today:
Lily Allen-It's Not Me, It's You
Dan Auerbach Black Keys singer-Keep It Hid
Busta Rhymes-B.O.M.B. (Back On My Bullshit)
Missy Elliott- Block Party
Warren G-The G-Files

I'd like to focus on Lily Allen for a sec.

Like, is it me or is there an abnormal amount of young brunette female singers walking around like their shit don't stink, getting high,singing about kissing girls and telling Elton John to fuck off?

Here's the problem. I can't tell them apart.

Grammy Whammy!

As much as I hate the mainstream corporate suck fest that is usually most awards shows I must say that last night's Grammys was actually pretty good. Thank you Radiohead for blowing my mind once again.



As Champ would say...

Radiohead knocks one out of the park....H-WHAMMY!





Jay

Got you Dancing

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Lady Sov. I had her on my myspace back when she had like 400 friends, don't question my street cred okay? Because I have a lot of it, I also had Thunderheist and Yelle when they had like 5 friends. I have a cooldar and it shouldn't be questioned.

Anyways, I love Lady Sov's new single, and the vid is pretty cool too. I was pretty freaked out to see her without her cornrows, or as we call it here on Hotmess, 'Migraine Hair'.

Here's the Original

I Got You Dancing-Lady Sovereign

And my favourite remix

I Got You Dancing-Lady Sovereign (Jack Beats Remix)

Wet N Wild

PICS FROM OUR DOPE ASS PHOTOSHOOT!

More to come!!

JAY