Where do I begin?
For my friends and I the madness of the Pemberton Festival began at 1:30am Friday July 25th when we decided to drive the Sea to Sky highway in search of a new musical legacy.
Were we geniuses for leaving at that time? We thought so...
"Babies, we'll miss all of the traffic! I gotta have more cowbell! Listen to Bruce Dickinson." said luxuriously long-haired Graham Pence in his best Christopher Walken impression which is really quite fucking good.
"I concur." I wearily replied, tired from having just interviewed Judas Priest and rocking out with some SEXY ( you knows who you are) people at the Ghost Brothers ( www.myspace.com/ghostbrothers) show the night before.
The truth of the matter is we were making great time until we came across a construction crew outside of Whistler that told us the road was closed from 3am to 5am for BLASTING.
We were pissed for about three seconds. It took that long for a party to break out right there on the side of the highway. Dancing girls on on the top of an RV, at 3, in the mountains. What tha fuk?
Looooooooooong story short it just got crazier from there. No sleep for days upon days upon days upon days.......
MODERATION. I'm sorry what does that word mean?
The days were long and drunkenly dusty. Evenings of maddness.
Shoeless women entering and exiting outhouses..shoeless.
Them: Why do you guys have access to everyhting? Why do you get to park backstage?
Why are you staying a Shawn's mansion with private bedrooms, bathrooms and a banquet feast every night?
Us: ALL YOUR TENTS LOOK THE SAME WE SO ADHD, WE SOO ADHD, WE SO ADHD!!!!!!
Free Bacardi for free.
I feel sorry for the people who paid to see the djs and had to wait in a line of 3000 to see their favorites.
I wish I spent more time with my brother.
These are the groups that KILLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDDD it.
Nine Inch Nails. www.myspace.com/nin
My Morning Jacket. www.myspace.com/mymorningjacket
The Tragically Hip. www.myspace.com/mymorningjacket
The Crystal Method www.myspace.com/thecrystalmethod
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