Saturday, June 20, 2009

What's your favorite Genome?

Check this out! I just learned about a website called and it blew my mind. For 400 bucks these guys will send you a cup in the mail. You SPIT in the cup, send it back to them and they analyse your DNA! Once they analyse you genetic make up then send you a breakdown giving you crazy cool information about your ancestry, health and traits and how you compare to others with similar DNA...


This is crazy... once I have an extra 400 bucks laying around for absolutely nothing. I'm in!


Friday, June 19, 2009


Okay fine, miming has never been cool.

In an attempt to one-up the Nintendo Wii, Microsoft has come up with a new interface for the Playstation 3, the interface is.... well, no interface at all. Project Natal is full body scanner that tracks your movements and voice so that you become the controller.

It's in the computer!
This just plain freaks me out. People already look stupid playing Wii. Imagine how everyone is going to look now? Well you don't have to imagine, just watch their promo video.

You know how you always think people are talking to themselves when they have a bluetooth in? Picture looking in your neighbours window to this. THE WORLD IS NOT READY. Their are still places in Canada that don't get the internet! I don't get cell service on the train! I still have a flip phone and own a vehicle that requires The Club!

And the scan in feature? What the? The only way I can see myself getting one of these fancy thing-a-ma-jiggers is if I can scan in Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) from True Blood and have my way with him.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

If "The Island of Dr. Moreau" were a porno...

Sometimes there's so much love in the air that you can't help but become a character in a Barry White song. Guess what, it's the same for all animals!
When the getting's good, the good get grindin' on whatever and whoever they can get their dirty paws or hooves or wings or talons or hands or flippers on......regardless of what kind of unholy abominations might be created in the process!!!!!




"The world's foremost authority on facial exercises" (and possibly the only authority?) Carol Maggio, has been promoting her Facercise regime for so long that she still credits Geraldo Rivera as one of the talk shows she's appeared on.

Carol pitches that she has a loyal celebrity clientele base and that her facial exercises will leave you looking younger, tighter and... like Tyra Banks on acid?

Wednesday should start with a laugh and if this doesn't do it- it's time to go back to bed.

I like the pig nose montage the best.

Dancefloor Dale

I never get sick of sending this video to my friend's office emails, and you shouldn't either....
Warning: This video below contains some flashing lights

This video below contains flashing lights.

Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at

Tuesday, June 16, 2009


It's been like 3 years since MOS DEF put out a solo album. He's been banging it out in the movies and has become one of the only respectable rapper/actors out there.

Apparently over the last couple of years he has been feeling uninspired in the Hip Hop department and his last album which had a hard rock edge didn't fly with all his fans. Now he's back and he brought Slick Rick with him and it's dope. It's got old school MOS DEF with a freshness and I love it. GO OUT AND GET THIS THE ECSTATIC AND PUT IT PAST YOUR EARDRUMS!!!


Sunday, June 14, 2009

A band called Band of Skulls

On Saturday night The Media Club was host to a little three piece out of England called Band of Skulls. For a band that has yet to release its first album, they sounded really, really tight. They rocked that little venue in the strictest sense and really looked like they were having fun. Oh, and their bassist is a goddamn amazon:
Go check out their songs "Fires" and "Bomb" on their Myspace! Now!

Photos by Graham Cook.

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