MIMING IS COOL AGAIN!

Okay fine, miming has never been cool.

In an attempt to one-up the Nintendo Wii, Microsoft has come up with a new interface for the Playstation 3, the interface is.... well, no interface at all. Project Natal is full body scanner that tracks your movements and voice so that you become the controller.

It's in the computer!

This just plain freaks me out. People already look stupid playing Wii. Imagine how everyone is going to look now? Well you don't have to imagine, just watch their promo video.

You know how you always think people are talking to themselves when they have a bluetooth in? Picture looking in your neighbours window to this. THE WORLD IS NOT READY. Their are still places in Canada that don't get the internet! I don't get cell service on the train! I still have a flip phone and own a vehicle that requires The Club!

And the scan in feature? What the? The only way I can see myself getting one of these fancy thing-a-ma-jiggers is if I can scan in Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) from True Blood and have my way with him.

If "The Island of Dr. Moreau" were a porno...

Sometimes there's so much love in the air that you can't help but become a character in a Barry White song. Guess what, it's the same for all animals!
When the getting's good, the good get grindin' on whatever and whoever they can get their dirty paws or hooves or wings or talons or hands or flippers on......regardless of what kind of unholy abominations might be created in the process!!!!!
WARNING-DON'T LOOK AT THIS IF YOU LIVE IN A RED STATE.

Jay

Jay

Facercise

"The world's foremost authority on facial exercises" (and possibly the only authority?) Carol Maggio, has been promoting her Facercise regime for so long that she still credits Geraldo Rivera as one of the talk shows she's appeared on.

Carol pitches that she has a loyal celebrity clientele base and that her facial exercises will leave you looking younger, tighter and... like Tyra Banks on acid?

Wednesday should start with a laugh and if this doesn't do it- it's time to go back to bed.



I like the pig nose montage the best.

Dancefloor Dale

I never get sick of sending this video to my friend's office emails, and you shouldn't either....
Warning: This video below contains some flashing lights



WARNING:
This video below contains flashing lights.




Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com

A band called Band of Skulls

On Saturday night The Media Club was host to a little three piece out of England called Band of Skulls. For a band that has yet to release its first album, they sounded really, really tight. They rocked that little venue in the strictest sense and really looked like they were having fun. Oh, and their bassist is a goddamn amazon:
Go check out their songs "Fires" and "Bomb" on their Myspace! Now!

Photos by Graham Cook.