Saturday, August 16, 2008



As I sit here in my ginch listening to our latest podcast ( I am shocked and awed. We had a show last night that not only lived up to our name HOTMESS but also kicked fucking ass. We had STEVE BAYS call in from the HOT HOT HEAT, that's crazy. We talked about recording in their home made studio, buying guitars and the clean back alley's of Vancouver. Then we played a bunch of their music. Check'em out and here are some of the smallest pictures of HOT HOT HEAT I could find on the interweb:

THEN we had CURTIS SANTIAGO come and drink beers with us IN the studio! We talked about his new album, his artwork and making out with chicks. Then we played a bunch of his music.
We are officially the coolest radio show in Vancouver!! It's official people... But the fun did not stop there. We also had another chat with our fabulous HOTMESS Olympic correspondent Rachel. She filled us in with the raw deal over there. Then, if you weren't entertained enough, not satisfied by all we had given you, we gave you more because we like to go above and beyond the college radio norm so we brought in guest DJ Duster...

Duster smashed the last set on the show. He had all his peeps at some big, free vodka party listening to the show, they called in to give us props... IT WAS CRAZY PEOPLE!

Check out the Dust on his blog and check out the bartending/DJ school they have going on, cuz that's the best combo since Vodka Soda!!!

Whew, so there you have it... it was messy and moist cuz it was so sweaty in that little room but we brought the thunder people. For all of you listening out there, we thank you and if you aren't you're missing out on something special.

After the show we went out for a quasi civilized dinner with our beautiful ladies friends and wives at another one of my favorite restaurants, Tapastree... Thanks for the love Drew!! Dinner was great. Keep reading the blog, keep listening to the show and check the podcast because somethings happening here...


Thursday, August 14, 2008


OK y'all here we go!
We have our guest DJ's set list from our last show so you can figure out what all that awesome music was!

We also have his myspace:

His blog:

Also if you listened to the show you will know that DJ BlondTron was stoked about Ernold's wife's harmonica necklaces and we thought we should hook you guys up with a link to that as well so we can all have harmonica necklaces and play harmonicas together... harmoniously... in harmony...

Wrighteous Designs Rosary Harmonica necklaces : ; search words Wrighteous Designs


Like I give a care- You say party! We say die!
Pump Up the volume - Cool Kids / Flosstradamus Remix
Meddle - Toddla T
Pussyole -Dizzee Rascal / Ernold Sane Remix
That's Not My Name - Ting Tings / Ernold Sane Remix
Lean & Bounce -Duke Dumont / Ernold Sane edit
My Moon- Feist / Hydroz Bmore Rmx
Gelatine Fixation - DJ Donna Summer Titty Mix
Je Taime- Riva Starr
Up 211 - Gutterpunk /Yank Remix
Ghost House (The Suspense is Killing me pt 2) Boy-8 Bit
I love to move in here - Moby / Crookers Remix
Never have I seen a man alive - The Ghost Frequency (Zombie Squad Remix)
Dance With Me - Switch
Konichiwa Bitches - Robyn / Ernold Sane Remix
Gunshot Lean Forward - Andy George
Hear Me - Drop The Lime
Walking Down The Street -Count Of Ron Carrol
Dance Wiv Me - Dizzee Rascal
Jerk It - Thunderheist


Here it is if you missed it y'all!!! Our second show is finally up on the CiTR website.

Good to eclectic music and the last on the list is hotmess. Click it, download it, listen to it and love it bitches!!!

Not only is it funny, not only it educational... the music also fuckin' rocks.

This is us at our production meeting for our up coming show on Friday at 6pm sharp. THIS IS HOW RADIO MAGIC IS MADE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Friday's show should be quite dazzling... we seem to be getting better and better. HOTMESS will have a guest DJ... Sam BlondTron Matthews will be back with stories of unicorns from last weekend on Main Island (for real) and more of the usual shenanigans.



Tuesday, August 12, 2008


Well, I’ve been away for a little while but now I am back. We had our second show on Friday and I think it was pretty damn good. BlondTron was greatly missed for the last half of the show but a big thanks to Ernold Sane who brought the thunder for the whole show… His music is awesome.

On the show we said we would be posting some of Ernold Sane's music and shit up on this thing but that hasn’t happened yet.

Hmmmmmm…. I hold myself not responsible.

But it will be here soon.

OK, can I just say I had the craziest Friday night one could imagine? Let me regale you with our story, it went a little something like this:

6:00 – 7:30: Radio show… was awesome by the way, have I mentioned that yet?

8:30: Handsome Anderson, Jason Awesome and Ready Eddy walk into a bar… Joey’s downtown. We sit at the bar to decompress, have a meal, beverages and talk about how much we missed Sam (BlondTron) Matthews. At the Joeys bar, sitting next to Jay, is a crazy drunken douche bag dude from the Caribbean. Jay, being the pleasant fellow his is strikes up a conversation with him involving Yager shots (surprised? NO…) I decline the Yager shots and catch a funny stare from our new non friend/drunken nuisance of a bar neighbor… the drunken douche.

After the stares start to become uncomfortable and the drunk douche picks up a wooden spoon and starts waving it and hundred dollar bills around in the air… I think I would give him some daps and get myself out of the situation. As I raised my relaxed fist in an offering of faux male friendship, this fucker winds back and punches my knuckles as hard as he can. Jay (the Jammer) Brown then goes to give him a high five, the Caribbean fuck nut winds back again, aiming to maim but misses and smashes his hand down into Jay’s fresh green salad.

Now, here we are after a lovely success of a radio show… sitting at Joeys bar trying to have a good time and this dick weed is punching salads. Jay tries to defuse the situation with his smooth talking clever word play (which usually includes copious amounts of loud swearing) and this drunken idiot gets that creepy drunk look in his eye, and all with a smile starts slapping jay on the back… hard. Now we are gentlemen and kinda sober and at a mildly respectable joint, so we aren’t going to start a brawl but things are getting out of hand.

So… here’s the kicker… the bar manager, who has been around this whole time, comes over and gets mad at Jay about his inappropriate language. HA!

Enough is enough. 

Jay loses it. He lets the manager know that he is being accosted by one of their drunken patrons, who should probably NOT be receiving more shots and ruining people lives with his salad punching, she should have cut him off… I'm paraphrasing here but it sounded kinda like this “Fuck you, you shitty Joeys bar manager. We are out of here and Douchey McDouchenstein over here from the Caribbean, with his wooden spoon and hundred dollar bills is paying for all our food and drinks. Thanks for nothing, Joeys sucks.”

We leave.

10:00: Handsome Anderson, Jason Awesome and Ready Eddy walk into a bar…and get drunk with Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dave Foley and K-OS… AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Yes folks our lives resemble a HOTMESS… no pictures for this blog but let me just say Friday night was like some deliciously dangerous dream, I never wanted it to stop… but I wish it had never happened.


PS Bar Manager at Joeys on Burrard, you suck.

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