Saturday, January 2, 2010

The worst singer in the WORLD!!!

I saw this video a couple of weeks ago and I'm still haunted by it... so I thought I would share it with you all! I can't believe "Ellen" allowed this shit to air on her show and most importantly if this woman can be a singer I sure as hell can!
You may recognize her from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" and her name is Kim Zolciak. I especially love how a woman over 40 who has kids is singing "Don't be Tardy for the Party"... WHAT THE F&*K!!!

See for yourself... OH, and pleasant dreams....

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Hotmess Resolution # 1 for 2010

To have as much fun as this!

In the world of what the fuck, this ranks pretty high.

It also ranks pretty high on the list of resolutions I have a shot at achieving!

And instead of swaying to"Auld Lang Syne" during the big New Year's moment,
I suggest you give this a listen while your roboting your way into 2010's warm embrace.

Europe- The Final Countdown

Trust me...2009 would have wanted it that way.

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