Reunited ...and it feels so good.

My favortie band of all time reunited. FAITH NO MORE are amazing. Mike Paton is a genius. If you disagree with me I hate you. The album Angel Dust could be one of the most influential and kick ass records ever made. Don't believe me? Just ask your precious Rage Against the Machine or Linkin Park..they'll tell you.

Faith No More got back together after 11 years and are rocking Europe. I'm not there and I now wish I was dead. Sadness has enveloped my soul and I feel like Silvia Plath...without the talent...with a penis....anyway...shit. Look at this set list. Amazing.

Set List:
“Reunited” (Peaches & Herb cover)“The Real Thing”“From Out of Nowhere”“Land of Sunshine”“Caffeine”“Evidence”“Chinese Arithmetic”“Surprise! You’re Dead!”“Easy”“Last Cup of Sorrow”“Midlife Crisis”“Cuckoo For Caca”“The Gentle Art of Making Enemies”“RV”“King For a Day”“Malpractice”“Jizzlobber”“Be Aggressive”“Epic”“Mark Bowen”
Encore 1“Chariots of Fire”/”Stripsearch”“Just A Man”
Encore 2“I Started a Joke”“Pristina”

What the shit?!??!

I must see this band live.

Here's what it looked like. They opened with the song Reuinited by Peaches and Herb. What a bunch of geniuses.

J

Zack Morris Lives

Mark Paul Gosselar made an appearance on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night in full Zack Morris character.

Done in hopes of making Fallon's - NBC's dream come true of having a Saved By the Bell on air reunion, "Zack" even pulled out his coveted phone.

Although it's a shameless skit, I was mesmorized by the fact that he didn't look like he had aged at all... it's like Benjamin Button on pause.

Who Would Win In A Fight?

This is my new series blog. Every week I will pit two different subjects against each other in a no holds barred battle to the DEATH!

My first opponents were an obvious choice.

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS VS. DEMETRI MARTIN

Zach Galifiankis

Nickname: Jimmy the Greek

Weapon: Beard of fury

Strength: moderate with beer belly

Unique Features: band-aid on beard is totally intimidating

Expertise: The acid tongue heckler attack

(he can destroy hecklers with a single venemous diatribe)

Demetri Martin

Nickname: Geek the Greek

Weapon: beard sheers of pain

Strength: Weak and skinny

Unique Features: Social Studies teacher jacket can conceal guns

Expertise: The bowl-cut head spin

(don' t let him get on his head and spin

he has a breakdance-like 360 attack!)

I thought it was appropriate for these two to go head to head because Zach's new movie The Hangover is in theaters right now and was the number 1 movie at the box office over the weekend. Demetri is an up and comer in the comedy community and seems to be a hit with the ladies with his "geek chic."


They are both popular right now and I think the people would love to see these two go at it.

What they ARE NOT is unique.

I don't know who bit whose style but something ain't right here.

They BOTH do a non-sequitur style stand-up routine accompanied by a musical instrument. Zack plays the piano; Demetri, the guitar. They're both Greek and they both look sort of cool and sort of ridiculous AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! What the shit?!?! Crazy hey?

Their vibes are too similar for them to be cool with one another.

I'm not sure if they know each other but I think if they were at a party together and the drinks were flowing shit might get ugly.

Instead of ruining everyone's Friday night and ending the party I suggest they fight it out here.

Of course, the winner is pretty obvious. Zach Galifianakis would rock Demetri's world and send him to Hades on a Greek Chariot of Doom.

Demetri would win a few rounds and weaken Zach but cutting off some of his Beard of Doom with the Beard Sheers of Pain...but ultimately the beard is just too damn thick and would smother Demetri by filing up his lungs with one brutal hairball after another!!!!

Rest in Peace Demetri, noble warrior.

I hate to see two Greek countrymen have to be the ones to battle for world supremacy but the planet is not big enough for both of them. Someone has to go.


Jay

NOTICE HOW SIMILAR THEY COMEDY STYLES ARE!!!

Summer Escape?

Nice try. I won't let you!!!

Summer... I will stalk you down like the Paparazzi on a Bump Watch.

So maybe it's not 30 degrees outside anymore, but the sun's just napping. Soon it will stop hitting the snooze button and we'll all go back to fighting for space at beaches and bike racks.

Until then here are some things to bring the summer buzz back this week:

Watch "The Hangover". Yes, it's as good as people are saying.

Listen to Hotmess this Friday. Yes, it's as good as people are saying.

Take off your pants with DJ R i c c o. Yes, it's as good as people are saying.

















Since being featured on Hotmess Radio earlier this year, Ricco has been mixing up hurricanes on dance floors all over.

Check out his new mix

r i c c o - Take Off Your Pants

Want more?

You can stalk him at www.themodernclub.ca , on Facebook ricco & vinnie , or sniff around town to the best upcoming events...you'll probably find him there.

Hungry?!?

Everyone gets hungry from time to time, sometimes you're down right starving. Now I, like many of you out there try to eat a fairly healthy diet, but there comes the times when you just need to deviate from the vegetables and protein and chow down on a nice side of fries. That being said there is a fine line between a cheat meal and a blatant indulgent, glutenous, gorge fest, that is not ever humanly necessary. These such items of food, can be found on menus around the world, and for your viewing pleasure have been compiled on a glorious blog, so grab a bowl of carrot sticks and read on. Note this is not for the faint of stomach, it's similar to watching a train wreck you don't want to look but you just have to.