Friday, February 6, 2009


Jay this is really for your friend with the Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club:

I had a good chuckle about this one. BOO YAH.Thanks funny or die!


Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Christian Bale has lost his goddamn mind!

I guess Christian Bale is under a lot of stress lately. He has taken the weight of yet another huge franchise (Terminator 4) onto his shoulders and that coupled with the strains of being Batman and the assault charges pressed on him by his own mother and sister are too much to handle. Unfortunately he decided to take his anger out on some poor lighting guy on set... I guess the sound guy thought it would be funny to post it on the old web for all to hear.

Hey Christian Bale take some Xanax and fuckin relax!


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Hotmess Rocks the Redbull 3Style Vancouver!

Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who is the most Versatile DJ of them all?

Hotmess had too much fun last Friday night at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancity for the Red Bull 3Style DJ competition... How much fun? TOO MUCH.

Red Bull hooked us up with an all access pass to one of the sickest parties you'll ever find in our fair city... if you missed it, you better mark it down for next year cuz it's gonna be nuts. Watch below to find out who was crowned Vancouver's Most Versatile DJ... He will be heading off to T.O. to represent Vancity in the Nationals!

Jay Awesome and Handsome

Monday, February 2, 2009

Blondtron Gettin Money

Oh haiii.... I made a new mix. I'm not going to talk about it. Because as we say on Hot Mess.... talking about music is like dancing about architecture. John McCain said that, little known fact.

Blondtron Gettin' Money

Knights Crusade (Terry Lynn vs. Crystal Castles)-Wildlife
Champion (Cousin Cole Acid Dub SLOW)-Kanye West
I'm Every Woman-Chaka Kahn
Dance- Rick Atsley Vs. Lady Gaga
Little Bit (CSS Remix)-Lykke Li
No Diggity (Pink Enemy DJ Skeet Skeet Remix)-Blackstreet
Everybody Everybody-Black Box
WTF (Deekline & Ed Solo Remix) -Tittsworth
Groovin' You (Morsy Mix)-Harvey Mason
Love Is In The Air- Smoke & Mirrors
Jump In Line (Shake Shake Senora) (John Bourke Bmore Mix) - Raymond Bell
Down In L.A. - Shazam Remix - Munk
Big Dancin - Bounce Camp
My Boyfriends Back - The Angels
Tone-LoC - Wild Thing feat. Peaches (Bobby Evans Minimal Edit)


SuperBowel is a new product idea I came up with. it's a 100% high fibre medicine designed to keep the old men who entertain us at the Superbowl half-time show regular. It's basically liquid Drano for the lower-intestine. There's no reason that Bruce Springsteen should feel constipated before he gets on that stage to bore the shit out of me.

Sorry "Boss" but I couldn't enjoy the party cuz I was too worried your knees would snap as you twisted and shouted your way around the stage.

I totally respect some of your older work, like NEBRASKA is a potent and sobering look at the American condition, but seriously it's time to put this shit to rest. That means you too Tom Petty and DON"T EVEN get me started on the Rolling Stones.

Here's something for the kids....



Got a Hotmess?

Have you recently drawn on someone's face? Found a hot track? Barfed off a ferris wheel? Made or stumbled upon a great video? Poured gravy down your pants? Interested in advertising?


email us at

If we post it the karma fairy will sneeze in your double gin and you'll feel really good about yourself.

Blog Archive