Saturday, September 19, 2009

No need for lonely times ladies....

With all these hot single guys just waiting for your loving touch...

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Pearl Jam vs. Fresca

I love Fresca. It's delicious. I love Pearl Jam even more. Their new album Backspacer comes out Sept. 20 but you can ge an advance listen here at I love this album. I want to buy it a ring and have children with it...they'd start off as little 45s and before you know it they'd grow into cassette tapes. Pretty soon they'd be CD's joining the workforce and getting a mortgage, ever maturing into MP3s, until they finally grow the fuck up and realize that this whole time they really wanted to be LPs. 


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

She's left on a Jet Plane

Singer Mary Travers of iconic folk trio Peter, Paul & Mary has sadly passed away today after a four year battle with leukemia. The trio mixed their music with liberal politics, both onstage and off but still managed to make songs that topped the charts. Their version of "If I Had a Hammer" became an anthem for racial equality. Other hits included "Lemon Tree," "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and my favourite song as a child, "Puff (The Magic Dragon.)" for which they collected 5 Grammy Awards.

Perhaps it's just my hippie upbringing, or the fact that I've lived in a van before, but this one hits close to home. She was the face of a group who was the sound of the peace movement of the 60's and 70's. Marching with Martin Luther King and performing at massive peace rallies. Peter, Paul & Mary helped give America it's first taste of Bob Dylan and furthered many others budding careers; recording numbers written by then-little-known Gordon Lightfoot and Laura Nyro.

Hey Leukemia, your name is hard to spell, and you really suck! That's it! I'm not spell checking you anymore! You are just LAMEkemia to me.

Here are few of their classic songs, grab some organic wine, let your hair down and enjoy.

Leaving on a Jet Plane - Peter, Paul & Mary

Blowing in the Wind - Peter, Paul & Mary

Puff the Magic Dragon - Peter, Paul & Mary

Petting is Passé, Your Cat Wants a Massage.

I don't know about you, but I've often wondered how to make cats even more spoiled, self righteous and bratty. Without cats, we wouldn't have lint brushes, and everyone loves a good lint brush! If you feel like fancy feast just isn't cutting it for your purrfect little feline, then dive into this video. It's a fabulous way to spend the four hours your cat isn't sleeping on your black clothes.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


1952- 2009
This past Monday September 14th, 2009 we lost a great actor and human being, Patrick Swayze died of Pancreatic Cancer at age 57. Hotmess and I would like to wish those who knew him best our deepest condolences. Growing up, I was a huge fan of his movies. His charisma, sex appeal and triple threat talent made him a house hold name and this is why today I am sad. My favorite movie by Patrick Swayze is "Ghost".

September 29th will be the official release of Patrick Swayze's Memoires called "The Time of my Life", written by both Patrick Swayze and his wife of 34 years Lisa Niemi. This will be an important piece of memorabilia for an Swayze fan!

Patrick Swayze you will be missed!

Monday, September 14, 2009


Kanye “Gay Fish” West has pissed off critics and fans with yet another award show outburst.

The seemingly Hennessy fueled moment happened when Taylor Swift won “Female Video of the Year” when Kanye felt Beyonce should’ve gotten it.

Beyonce’s video went on to win “Video of the Year” making Kanye look like even more of a giant douche.

Kanye cannot CAPS LOCK his way out of this one! People are pissed.

And if pop singers are tweeting against you then times are about to get tough… for your PR company.

Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

adamlambert: Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain't that deep man.

JoelMadden: WOW Taylor Swift's first VMA and she didn't even get to ENJOY it. Kanye You were just a bully on that one man.

I am sure South Park is going to go lose it over this one. I bet they are the only ones calling him to say thank you.

No one can argue that Kanye is a very talented artist but I wonder how "real" he would be if that were done to HIM?

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