Friday, July 17, 2009

Orang-ooooo-nice-tans and PCP

I don't need to say anything else

Where Art Thou Chromeo?

It's been a while since I've seen their "keyboards grow legs so they could walk it out".

Where did they walk to? I've missed them. They never call...They never write.

It seems they have been busy following in the foot steps of bands like Four Tet, Booka Shade, Hot Chip and Annie,(and many others)to create their own installment of the DJ Kicks Compilation

While there’s no tracklisting available yet, the mix is expected in early October.

In the meantime, you can grab a download of the Eagles ""I Can't Tell You Why" cover HERE - after your sign up for email updates on the release.

And make sure you grab an icepack before you listen to Hotmess tonight... it's so hot your ears might melt.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

If you haven't watched this- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR!??!

I thought I would do you all a favor by posting this video, especially for those of you who haven't seen it yet... WATCH IT NOW!!!!! 
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I've ever seen... Indeed, laughter is contagious!

PS- Following this interview the HOST WAS FIRED....


Stache Envy

Yes it's true, I am a 28 year old male, and sad but true I can not grow an thick luscious mustache, I can rock a beard like the rest of them, but the mustache still fails leaving me envious of the Burt Reynolds and Tom Sellecks of the world.

But guess what, I no longer need to have stache envy, great thinkers in this world have solved my little dilema. Designer Avril Loreti has made it possible for you to choose from four styles of mustache hankies. From the dirty pirate look

to a sophisticated Parisian look,

you can decide how to transform your face while you eat your meal(Or blow your nose). Yah to creative thinking..


If you don't die laughing at this, then there is something wrong with you.


One of the Downsides of Twitter..... I know there are many.

Jonah Hill has a Twitter impersonator, so if you follow him it's not really him. Some kid in Alaska has been posing as him on Twitter and causing trouble for the actor becasue the prankster made him sound like a complete douche to other celebrities...... I know its kinda funny but it's also not cool to wreck someone's rep.

Here's one of the exchanges that went down:

Exchange between fake Hill and Marlee Matlin, the deaf actress from West Wing:
Marlee Matlin... tweets that she loved Hill in Superbad. JonahHill_Jew replies, "How funny could it of been when you can't hear it?"

LOL Oh boy!

Here's a clip of Jonah talking about it on Letterman.


Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Sometimes you just have to laugh, yes Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up, and to get just a little more out PR out of the whole thing big T made himself a little video and tossed it up on the wonderful intraweb..

Funny or not? You tell us

Movie Anthems

We can all vow and say that EVERYONE LOVES music and movies, which is why 'HOTMESS' is the best blog EVER, which is why they go HAND in HAND! When we think of movies, somehow, immediately a song made popular by a certain movie pops into our heads. Some movies even helped bring oldies back to life and made popular with today's youth! And it also makes for a great road trip game

So here's my TOP 10 songs from movies, plenty more where that came from... (in no particular order):

1- Simple Minds 'Don't you forget about me'- The Breakfast Club
2- Ray Parker Jr's 'Ghostbusters'- Ghostbusters 
3- Bonnie Tyler's 'I need a Hero'- Footloose
4- Moby's 'Porcelain'- The Beach
5- Huey Lewis and the News 'The Power of Love'- Back to the Future
6- Iggy Pop's 'Lust for Life'- Transpotting
7- Kenny Loggins 'Danger Zone'- Top Gun
8- Bryan Adam's '(Everything I do) I do It For You'- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
9- MIA's 'Paper Planes'- Slumdog Millionaire
10- Bob Seger's 'Old Time Rock and Roll'- Risky Business

Risky Business

If you haven't heard of these movies... RENT THEM! and if you haven't heard these song... DOWNLOAD THEM! 
Let us know what some of your favorite songs from movies are?!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hotmess! What we've got cooking in the oven....

The next couple of weeks are going to be BIG here at Hotmess. We've got some fresh goodies coming your way such as an interview with La Roux, some face time with Paramore and Jay from Bedouin Soundclash! As if that weren't enough it's festival season here in Canada and we've got a lot of big names coming through town including The Roots, Common, Metric, K-OS, Ben Harper, Pearl Jam...the list goes on and on. Expect interviews with a least a few of them!!!
I'm really pushing for an interview with The Roots their new single blows my MIND!


Monday, July 13, 2009

2012- the best disaster movie of all time or effects heavy piece of shit?!?!?

When I saw the original trailer for this movie I was blown away. You know the one where the monk is ringing a bell on a mountain top and then a giant wave comes crashing over the Himalayas and everyone is like- WHAT THE SHIT?!?!

Now I see THIS trailer ....and I see that it's brought to us by the guy who made Independace Day and I'm having a hard time NOT believing that it's going to be a blustery piece of shit. I hope not.

I wish someone would take a premise like this and stop including the fomulaic "one man must save the world" storyline that we keep seeing rehashed.

Will this be the best disaster movie of all time or another special effects heavy piece of garbage?

We'll see.


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