The witch's cauldron is full of face melting fun

I know we're primarily a beat driven/ tight jeans-scenester-in-Vans radio show but did you know that Vancouver is full of kick ass metal and rock acts!

Spread Eagle www.myspace.com/theeag

3 Inches of Blood www.myspace.com/3iob

Ladyhawk www.myspace.com/ladyhawk

Pride Tiger www.myspace.com/pridetiger

Also, other Canadian bands that could kick in your basement window with high voltage rock are as follows:

Priestess www.myspace.com/priestessband

The Illuminati www.myspace.com/theilluminati

Ghosts of Modern Man www.myspace.com/ghostsofmodernman

Keep in mind to start a full-fledged metal band you need to have experienced one or more of the following:

A) you were beaten by your father with a steel pipe when you were 9

B) you grew up in East Van

C) you listened to KILL 'EM ALL on vinyl so many times that you wore it out and now only use the record as a surface to blaze rails....as in going off the rails on a crazy train!!!!

D) you like to shout at and/ or run with the devil

E) you have a tattoo that was done by your friend (or mom) with a ballpoint pen and a sewing needle after you got hopped up at a Megadeth show in 1985

If you answer all of the above then you starred in the movie FUBAR.

Four or more and you are likely an alcoholic living in Edmonton.

Yes to three and you are a borderline non-metal fan and should BREAK something right now!!!!

Two or less and you are a Backstreet Boy.

Don't like metal? piss off.

Jay.

PS- Also check out www.rockyourhair.com if you want to know how to grow luscious locks necessary for banging hard.