That lovely snippet is from this new website i found;
textsfromlastnite.com
Its brilliant, fantastic and some of the funniest fucking shit i've read in a while. Its exactly what you think it is with a name like that, texts you sent last night when you injested one to many jagger bombs! Go forth to the site and laugh your ass off and thank your lucky stars none of your drunk ass texts are on there....or are they???????
Here's a few highlights:
310: dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
323: no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
775: Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
775: What!?!?! How are you txting?!
775: Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend
417: He has such a weird drunk-voice.
417: dude, he's deaf
313: downstairs, can you go check my room pls, there's a strangeshape under my duvet. I think it's breathing
313: who is it???
313: can't remember, don't want to look. going out, pls get rid of it.
So Awesome!!
Becky
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