Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Australia isn't just for Britain's criminals anymore!

Do you like handsome men? Do you like koala bears? 
Do you like when handsome men live in the land of koala bears and have tans and wear shorts all of the time cuz it's hot as fuck in Australia like 11 and a half months of the year?
Oh you do? Neato. 
Well there's this band from Australia see, called MOJADA.
One of the members is my good friend Chad, who I went backpacking with in 2001. He never came home. Now he just lives in a kangaroo pouch, has sex with models and plays funky fresh music that makes the ladies rump shake their booties and take off all of their clothes. 
Legend has it that every single MOJADA concert turns into a giant sex orgy and as a result Bondi Beach's population has quadrupled since the bands inception. 
You know that feeling you get when you are sipping a cocktail on a patio with your friends in the summer? That's what they sound like. 

Check their stuff.
Tell em Jay sentcha.

PS- if you don't buy their new EP on iTunes a dingo will surely eat your baby! Unless it's an ugly baby. Those taste bad.

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