Why is Sinden So awesome?!

I don't know, it's a mystery, but he absolutely killed it last Monday. He brought back Saturmon with a vengeance. You might find yourself asking, 'Wait a second... What is Saturmon?' Well my friends, chances are you have experienced it once in your lifetime. I have had the pleasure far more than I care to admit.  

Saturmon [sat-er-mon]

-noun

When Monday Dresses up like Saturday and tricks you into partying.

Now you have a word to attach to the pain of Tuesday morning. Cures for the Tuesday after a Saturmon include:

Making fake offsite meetings, borrowing a company car and napping in a park.

Starbucks breakfast sandwiches (not the coffee, that would definitely make it worse, because then you'd have the guilt of a small farmer from Guatamalen in the pit of your stomach which REALLY doesn't go well with a Saturmon hangover. )

And of course chocolate milk. Little known fact. Chocolate Milk is a saint.

So thank-you Sinden and F U Saturmon, really one led to the other but Sinden's music is too good to put the blame on him.

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Nerd killzs it at Malkin bowl

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From: Edward Vint <vint.edward@gmail.com>
Date: September 17, 2008 7:46:49 PM PDT (CA)
To: "go@blogger.com" <go@blogger.com>
Subject: Nerd killzs it at Malkin bowl

As always Nerd does a great performance  add in the Stanley park setting, stars and a humid Sept evening in the mix and it makes for a perfect night.   Can't wait for common.

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From common to CSS

All in one night!!!!! CDS. Fuckin kills a live show, knock your
socks off sweat drenched duck you party tunes and cute balloons to boot.

Ernold Sane holds it down

Handsome Anderson

Janet is still the shit, even if she is slightly more bootyliscious than before!

1 hour 14 minutes to A Big Hot Mess

I start fresh and clean

The Shirt of Trevor Risk

Jays Yummy Hair

Trevor Risk

Check out his band by going to myspace.com/wearegoodnews


Its Tasty and Delicisous

Beck So Hot not even Messy

Natures HotMess

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Blondtron Laundry FAIL

Help! My washing machine and dryer broke... I wish I was psychic! I would have done laundry before it pooped out on me! GRANNY PANTY ALERT! it's giving me a certain swagger...

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Anime Evolution

Well Another Hot Mess is done, this past week we hung out with some Super Anime fans who were on campus for www.animeevolution.com. Looks like a ton of fun. Here we are haveing fun with some of the crazy charachters.. Jay Awesome, all you got to do is eat a cow. Hah

The witch's cauldron is full of face melting fun

I know we're primarily a beat driven/ tight jeans-scenester-in-Vans radio show but did you know that Vancouver is full of kick ass metal and rock acts!

Spread Eagle www.myspace.com/theeag

3 Inches of Blood www.myspace.com/3iob

Ladyhawk www.myspace.com/ladyhawk

Pride Tiger www.myspace.com/pridetiger

Also, other Canadian bands that could kick in your basement window with high voltage rock are as follows:

Priestess www.myspace.com/priestessband

The Illuminati www.myspace.com/theilluminati

Ghosts of Modern Man www.myspace.com/ghostsofmodernman

Keep in mind to start a full-fledged metal band you need to have experienced one or more of the following:

A) you were beaten by your father with a steel pipe when you were 9

B) you grew up in East Van

C) you listened to KILL 'EM ALL on vinyl so many times that you wore it out and now only use the record as a surface to blaze rails....as in going off the rails on a crazy train!!!!

D) you like to shout at and/ or run with the devil

E) you have a tattoo that was done by your friend (or mom) with a ballpoint pen and a sewing needle after you got hopped up at a Megadeth show in 1985

If you answer all of the above then you starred in the movie FUBAR.

Four or more and you are likely an alcoholic living in Edmonton.

Yes to three and you are a borderline non-metal fan and should BREAK something right now!!!!

Two or less and you are a Backstreet Boy.

Don't like metal? piss off.

Jay.

PS- Also check out www.rockyourhair.com if you want to know how to grow luscious locks necessary for banging hard.

Did You Miss A Show?

Nope, you didn't cuz it's availble for you to download as a podcast, just follow this simple and easy instructions and it will all work out.

This is what you do....

Open Itunes,
Click podcast on the lefthand side of itunes window
from the podcast window select advanced from the options at the top
from the advanced drop down menu click subscribe to podcast
a small box will open copy and past the url below in the window then click ok and you will have subscribed to hotmess

http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/xml/hotmess.xml

I've decided that if Eddy posts one more thing about Lady GAGA....

I'm going to Lady GAG. Stalker!

Here's another track.... It's one of Herve's latest and greatest! go buy it jerks.

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Hangin With The GaGa