I am the stimulus package

Well hello world, what time is it? What day is it? I don't know, who cares? I've been wearing my one-piece-satin-pajama suit all day. You want to know why? Because I quit my job, I quit my job to be a DJ.  Now I wear ridiculous things all the time and kiss whomever I'd like to whenever I feel like it. 

I am the stimulus package, so don't worry, all of your stocks are going up. Just call in sick and play these tracks really loud and dance your little tush off.

La Roux-In for the Kill (Hostage Remix)

Sia-Buttons (Chris Lake Remix)


Ludacris-Move Bitch (Disco Villains Remix)


Aquasky & The Ragga Twins- Let me see your hands

Das Pop - Fool for Love (Gaetan Remix)

AND THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL JOB QUITTING TRACKS, JUST TURN IT UP REALLY LOUD AND BUM RUSH LIFE.


The Hump Day Project - Real hot for Everyone


This video pretty much embodies how I feel....