Saturday, April 4, 2009


1) Do you shop at thrift stores/American Apparel and wear shiny metallic sweaters and shoes?
2) Do you rock a peach fuzz mustache or draw one on because you can’t grow one?
3) Do you have a complicated hairstyle that may or may not have been cut by yourself or your best friend?
4) Do you ride a fixed gear bicycle?
5) Do you have any tattoos?
6) Do you wear dirty old man fedoras?
7) Do you often find yourself out in public with a pair of big colorful thick rimmed glasses on with no lenses?
8) Do you enjoy bands, DJ's and literature that no one has ever heard of before?
9) Do you possess no more than 2% body fat?
10)Do you deny you are a hipster?

Source material: The Hipsters Handbook

Inspirational track from a cool ass hipster mother fucker.
Lupe Fiasco-Superstar (feat. Matthew Santos).mp3

Handsome in Hollywood

1 comment:

Cindy said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.... so scary yet so true! HOLLA!!!!

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